Ever wondered what the difference is in each branch of the military?

SUBMAN1 · 06-19-08, 04:58 PM

I think I have it figured out!

-S

Sailor Steve · 06-19-08, 08:30 PM

:rotfl: Very good one, Subman!

Reminds me of the old joke about who has the smartest enlisted personel.

The war comes:

Army: Soldier is rousted out of his bunk at 0400. Immediately mustered for drill. His Captain gives a pep talk, ending with "Let's give them hell, men!"

Marines: Marine is rousted out of his tent at 0300. He's still dirty from the fifty-mile hike the day before. He doesn't even get time for chow. His company commander, a Captain, gives him a pep talk that ends with "Let's give 'em hell, boys!"

Navy: Sailor is suddenly awakened by the famous call "General Quarters! General Quarters! All hands man your battle stations!" After a long wait the ship's Captain comes on the intercalm, giving them the rundown, and ending with "I expect every man to do his duty. Give them hell, men!"

Air Force: Airman is awakened at 0700 by a phone call. He goes to his closet and puts on his uniform, neatly pressed by the dry-cleaners. He hops in his car and stops at McDonald's for breakfast on his way to the base. He then changes into his coveralls and preps the plane. When the pilot, a Captain, shows up he helps him into his flight suit and parachute, straps him into the cockpit, steps back, gives him a smart salute and says "Give them hell, sir!"

Ducimus · 06-19-08, 08:48 PM

That picture is innaccurate.

For every hot chick, you need an "escort" of about 10 to 15 horny dudes, every one of them trying to be her best friend in the hopes of being the one to score.

For every fugly chick you need an escort of about 5 to 10 horny dudes doing the same.

Overseas this changes.

Hot chicks are ummm.. well, buried somewhere..

Fugly chicks get their assigments extended because here they are considered "godesses" because their American **ssy and not another little BFM.

One interesting thing about the AF, is it has many faces in terms of job or living conditions. The difference between desk jocky, and "i work for a living" is so stark in the AF, it defies belief. All the sterotypes are true, and yet, all the sterotypes are false.

edit:

heres a stark difference:
http://rhassn.us/index.php?option=co...emid=114&id=61

Blacklight · 06-19-08, 09:43 PM

Now I want to join the Air Force !!!

Wolfehunter · 06-19-08, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blacklight

Now I want to join the Air Force !!!

Me too.

Spoon 11th · 06-20-08, 12:01 AM

Didn't know the air force has mandatory group hug sessions. Nevertheless that carrier deck gay pool is the best.

Schroeder · 06-20-08, 05:11 AM

5 a.m. in an army barracks:
The door of the crewroom is kicked in by a sergeant, he yells: Time to get up you lazy suckers!!!

6 a.m. at a naval base:
A petty officer opens the door to the crewromm and says: Morning Guys, time to get up.

9 a.m. at an airbase:
A lieutenant slowly opens the door of the crewroom and whispers:
Good morning gentlemen, do you want coffee or tea?

Well, some of these things are really true. I've been with the mechanized infantry and we were treated much differently than the guys in the airforce or even army airforce (that are the guys with the combat choppers).

Ducimus · 06-20-08, 03:39 PM

Quote:

0430 at an airbase:
The First Sargeant kicks opens the door of the barracks, pulls the fire alarm, and yells:
Recall!! This is a bag drag, grab your shi*t, and get your asses to mobility!"

Fixed.

NEON DEON · 06-20-08, 09:38 PM

Left out the USCG!

06-19-08, 04:58 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Ever wondered what the difference is in each branch of the military? I think I have it figured out! -S __________________

06-19-08, 08:30 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	:rotfl: Very good one, Subman! Reminds me of the old joke about who has the smartest enlisted personel. The war comes: Army: Soldier is rousted out of his bunk at 0400. Immediately mustered for drill. His Captain gives a pep talk, ending with "Let's give them hell, men!" Marines: Marine is rousted out of his tent at 0300. He's still dirty from the fifty-mile hike the day before. He doesn't even get time for chow. His company commander, a Captain, gives him a pep talk that ends with "Let's give 'em hell, boys!" Navy: Sailor is suddenly awakened by the famous call "General Quarters! General Quarters! All hands man your battle stations!" After a long wait the ship's Captain comes on the intercalm, giving them the rundown, and ending with "I expect every man to do his duty. Give them hell, men!" Air Force: Airman is awakened at 0700 by a phone call. He goes to his closet and puts on his uniform, neatly pressed by the dry-cleaners. He hops in his car and stops at McDonald's for breakfast on his way to the base. He then changes into his coveralls and preps the plane. When the pilot, a Captain, shows up he helps him into his flight suit and parachute, straps him into the cockpit, steps back, gives him a smart salute and says "Give them hell, sir!" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

06-19-08, 09:43 PM	#4
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Now I want to join the Air Force !!! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

06-20-08, 09:38 PM	#9
NEON DEON Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 1,207 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 5	Left out the USCG! __________________ Diesel Boats Forever!

06-19-08, 08:48 PM	#3
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	That picture is innaccurate. For every hot chick, you need an "escort" of about 10 to 15 horny dudes, every one of them trying to be her best friend in the hopes of being the one to score. For every fugly chick you need an escort of about 5 to 10 horny dudes doing the same. Overseas this changes. Hot chicks are ummm.. well, buried somewhere.. Fugly chicks get their assigments extended because here they are considered "godesses" because their American **ssy and not another little BFM. One interesting thing about the AF, is it has many faces in terms of job or living conditions. The difference between desk jocky, and "i work for a living" is so stark in the AF, it defies belief. All the sterotypes are true, and yet, all the sterotypes are false. edit: heres a stark difference: http://rhassn.us/index.php?option=co...emid=114&id=61

06-20-08, 12:01 AM	#6
Spoon 11th Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 689 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Didn't know the air force has mandatory group hug sessions. Nevertheless that carrier deck gay pool is the best.

06-20-08, 05:11 AM	#7
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	5 a.m. in an army barracks: The door of the crewroom is kicked in by a sergeant, he yells: Time to get up you lazy suckers!!! 6 a.m. at a naval base: A petty officer opens the door to the crewromm and says: Morning Guys, time to get up. 9 a.m. at an airbase: A lieutenant slowly opens the door of the crewroom and whispers: Good morning gentlemen, do you want coffee or tea? Well, some of these things are really true. I've been with the mechanized infantry and we were treated much differently than the guys in the airforce or even army airforce (that are the guys with the combat choppers).