Naked ram-raider!

STEED · 05-17-08, 01:14 PM

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Pictured: The naked ram-raider caught on CCTV wearing only his girlfriend's Ugg boots

A ram-raider who smashed his way into a supermarket wearing only a sheet and a pair of his girlfriend's boots has been jailed for four years.

David Ball, 32, was arrested shortly after his buttocks were caught on CCTV by surveillance cameras in the store. The drunken thief stole his girlfriend's Renault Clio from her driveway to smash through the shop's security shutters.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=566955&in_page_id=1770

I wonder if they recognized his buttocks from recorded film of him flashing his buttocks at CCTV, never know.

Jimbuna · 05-17-08, 03:53 PM

Looks like he made a right ar$e of that :rotfl:

AntEater · 05-17-08, 04:34 PM

The three recurring elements of every british crime story posted here:

- some kind of nudity or other x rated stuff, though usually harmless
- extremely harsh sentences
- CCTV

From the country that invented the crime novel, the gentleman robber and all that.
Actually british prisons today must resemble a monty Python sketch with all those bicycle lovers, ugg boot wearing naked robbers and other guys like that...
:rotfl:

kurtz · 05-17-08, 04:46 PM

Judge: "So, when you drove the car into the shop window what gear were you in?"

Defendant:"Just a sheet and my girlfriends boots yer 'onour"

Thank you, I'm here all week, try the veal...

bookworm_020 · 05-18-08, 07:46 PM

If you want to avoid the cost of having him in jail, return him to his (ex-??:hmm

girfriend. Smashing the car up is one thing, but woe to the one who takes there Ugg boots!

I never take my wife's uggs, I've got my own and her feet are too small! Plus bight pink doesn't suit me!

Jimbuna · 05-19-08, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

If you want to avoid the cost of having him in jail, return him to his (ex-??:hmm

girfriend. Smashing the car up is one thing, but woe to the one who takes there Ugg boots!

I never take my wife's uggs, I've got my own and her feet are too small! Plus bight pink doesn't suit me!

Actually, you might look rather fetching in them :hmm:

bookworm_020 · 05-20-08, 03:41 AM

In Australia Ugg is a generic term for sheep skin boots. There was a battle with a U.S. footware company who tried to spot the usage here in Australia of the term. They lost!

They did suceed in getting it copyrighted in the U.S., so no Australian firm can sell them buy that name in the U.S.

Jimbuna · 05-20-08, 04:55 AM

I've a 15 year old daughter who has more pairs than I care to admit too.

05-17-08, 03:53 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Looks like he made a right ar$e of that :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-17-08, 04:34 PM	#3
AntEater Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 936 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The three recurring elements of every british crime story posted here: - some kind of nudity or other x rated stuff, though usually harmless - extremely harsh sentences - CCTV From the country that invented the crime novel, the gentleman robber and all that. Actually british prisons today must resemble a monty Python sketch with all those bicycle lovers, ugg boot wearing naked robbers and other guys like that... :rotfl: __________________

05-17-08, 04:46 PM	#4
kurtz Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leighton Buzzard,England Posts: 660 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Judge: "So, when you drove the car into the shop window what gear were you in?" Defendant:"Just a sheet and my girlfriends boots yer 'onour" Thank you, I'm here all week, try the veal... __________________ War without Fire is like sausages without mustard-Henry V. http://www.myvintagelife.co.uk/

05-18-08, 07:46 PM	#5
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	If you want to avoid the cost of having him in jail, return him to his (ex-??:hmm girfriend. Smashing the car up is one thing, but woe to the one who takes there Ugg boots! I never take my wife's uggs, I've got my own and her feet are too small! Plus bight pink doesn't suit me! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

05-20-08, 03:41 AM	#7
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	In Australia Ugg is a generic term for sheep skin boots. There was a battle with a U.S. footware company who tried to spot the usage here in Australia of the term. They lost! They did suceed in getting it copyrighted in the U.S., so no Australian firm can sell them buy that name in the U.S. __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

05-20-08, 04:55 AM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I've a 15 year old daughter who has more pairs than I care to admit too. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!