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Judge issues arrest warrant for Darth Vader

'I hope the force will soon be with him'

By Lester Haines → More by this author
Published Wednesday 23rd April 2008 13:07 GMT

A judge has demanded a Darth Vader impersonator be dragged before him after he succumbed to the Dark Side, attacked two Jedi with a metal crutch, and failed to show up for the resulting court appearance on an assault rap.


According to the Telegraph, Arwel Wynne Jones interrupted an outdoors TV interview* with brothers Barney and Michael Jones - the former aka Jedi Master Jonba Heho and founder of the UK's Jedi Church - by jumping over a garden fence in Holyhead dressed in a black bin liner and "shiny black helmet" while shouting "Darth Vader" and quickly getting busy with the aforementioned crutch.


However, although Wynne Jones intially turned up at court earlier this week to receive justice, by the time his case was up he'd disappeared. Accordingly, District Judge Andrew Shaw ordered police to hunt down the miscreant, and concluded: "I hope the force will soon be with him."

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04...vader_warrant/

[Dowly]

*sigh* I knew building and leading the GWX team was stressfull for Kpt.Lehmann, but never saw this coming.

[SUBMAN1]

Darth Vader gets out of jail time:

Welsh Darth Vader dodges jail

'The drink is strong in this one'

A Welsh man, Arwel Wynn Hughes, from Holyhead has avoided jail for attacking two would-be Jedis with a crutch while disguised as Darth Vader.
Hughes, whose attack was captured on video, was sentenced to two months in prison suspended for 12 months.


Two keen Welsh Jedis were filming themselves having a pretend light sabre fight in their garden. Hughes leapt over a low garden wall with a binbag round his shoulders while wielding a crutch and shouting "Darth Vader".

After hitting the two, both members of Holyhead's Jedi Church, Hughes departed over the garden wall saying: "I'm only joking..."


The two Jedis complained of a headache and a bruised thigh after the incident. We wonder about the Jedi credentials of these two if they were defeated by a drunk bloke armed with a crutch.


The court heard Hughes had no memory of the incident since he had drunk most of a ten-litre box of wine. He only realised what had happened when he read about it in the local paper. When arrested he admitted being extremely drunk at the time.


Hughes admitted two charges of common assault. He will undergo treatment for his drink problem and must pay the two Jedis £100 each and £60 costs.


The Beeb has footage of the attack here.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05...ader_sentence/

[nikimcbee]

KP is pretty tall? Wasn't he investing in black clothing?:hmm: :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :rotfl:

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

LOL :rotfl:

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[antikristuseke]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

LOL :rotfl:

Jimbuna, I am your father.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Jimbuna, I am your father.

Boy, that's going to make the next subsim family reunion awkward.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Jimbuna, I am your father.

[antikristuseke]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Boy, that's going to make the next subsim family reunion awkward.

Indeed, it will be difficult to explain the age difference between me and my son with me being 29 years his junior

[trekchu]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Indeed, it will be difficult to explain the age difference between me and my son with me being 29 years his junior

I'll tell my mates at Starfleet Command in San Francisco to ring up Temporal Investigations. They will get to the bottom of this.

Inapropriate, but I just found this in the depths of my PC. ( original is about three times as big.)

[Jacky Fisher]

You don't know the power of the Dark Side...

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Jacky Fisher

You don't know the power of the Dark Side...

Actually, jim does:rotfl: .

Actually webcam footage from casa de buna:


Don't hate hime because he's beautiful.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Actually, jim does:rotfl: .

Actually webcam footage from casa de buna:


Don't hate hime because he's beautiful.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Hey, leave Steed outta this!:rotfl: