US Launches Attack on Qatar

SUBMAN1 · 10-16-07, 04:45 PM

Destroys farm! Oops!

-S

http://www.reuters.com/article/wtMos...17718320071016

Skybird · 10-16-07, 04:57 PM

That will teach them a lesson!

SUBMAN1 · 10-16-07, 05:31 PM

Slight detail, having the master arm switch in the up position now instead of the training position is all. No big deal. This guy simply wanted a little more realistic training session!

-S

bookworm_020 · 10-16-07, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Slight detail, having the master arm switch in the up position now instead of the training position is all. No big deal. This guy simply wanted a little more realistic training session!

-S

To see if a patriot missle could hit a camel???

Can't wait to here what excuse they use to explain this one. "It was my first day on the job!"

TLAM Strike · 10-17-07, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

Can't wait to here what excuse they use to explain this one. "It was my first day on the job!"

How about "My bad, I was using next weeks battle plan!".

STEED · 10-17-07, 12:38 PM

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unpopulated farm area

Decoded it means they hit a tactical first strike missile bunker.

Keep up the good work guys.

JSLTIGER · 10-17-07, 12:54 PM

Well, somebody's going to lose their job...or at least their next pay-grade raise. The government doesn't like wasting expensive missiles...

AVGWarhawk · 10-17-07, 01:27 PM

Just what does this big RED button do anyway? OOPS

Jimbuna · 10-17-07, 01:33 PM

The question has got to be.......were any camels made homeless ? :hmm:

Chock · 10-17-07, 03:55 PM

Aha, so that's it, the officer in charge of the missile battery was looking for something to occupy his troops with, and in exasperation at not finding anything, probably said something off the cuff, such as 'Look, if you've got nothing better to do, why not go over there, take a break and smoke a few Camels?'

If only he'd have smoked Winston, things would have been fine, unless he was serving in WW2, in which case there could have been real trouble.

Chock

P_Funk · 10-17-07, 05:44 PM

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Those things are not supposed to accidentally discharge

Is that a fact? Paddle faster!

fatty · 10-17-07, 05:57 PM

Now if Qatar launched missiles at the U.S....

bradclark1 · 10-17-07, 06:20 PM

I heard we were outsourcing patriot missile building to China.

Tchocky · 10-17-07, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Chock

If only he'd have smoked Winston, things would have been fine, unless he was serving in WW2, in which case there could have been real trouble.

*groan*

That sentence should be taken out and shot.

U49 · 10-18-07, 05:03 PM

It's called "training accident" and as far as nobody gets's injured you can laugh about it. (or get angry about the waste of tax money by stupid trigger-happy morons)
One more ?
During my army service (back in the cold war) our artillery battalion used to fire from positions south of the garrison town to the target area in the north.... so far everthing is fine..
One day someone miscalculated the distance or the powder charge by exactly 1/2 and a 155mm flattened the garden shed of the lokal bank CEO. Luckily it was only a training round that day. (no explosives, just the shape and mass to get ballistics right)
Two things to remember:
a) nobody injured, just killed some garden dwarfs
b) but the crater was a *PERFECT* hit.

You are wondering how this can happen ??

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SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Slight detail, having the master arm switch in the up position now instead of the training position is all. No big deal. This guy simply wanted a little more realistic training session! -S __________________

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Chock Sea Lord Join Date: May 2005 Location: Under a thermal layer in chilly Olde England Posts: 1,842 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Aha, so that's it, the officer in charge of the missile battery was looking for something to occupy his troops with, and in exasperation at not finding anything, probably said something off the cuff, such as 'Look, if you've got nothing better to do, why not go over there, take a break and smoke a few Camels?' If only he'd have smoked Winston, things would have been fine, unless he was serving in WW2, in which case there could have been real trouble. Chock __________________

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fatty The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,448 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Now if Qatar launched missiles at the U.S....

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10-18-07, 05:03 PM	#15
U49 Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: D/Niedersachsen Posts: 777 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	It's called "training accident" and as far as nobody gets's injured you can laugh about it. (or get angry about the waste of tax money by stupid trigger-happy morons) One more ? During my army service (back in the cold war) our artillery battalion used to fire from positions south of the garrison town to the target area in the north.... so far everthing is fine.. One day someone miscalculated the distance or the powder charge by exactly 1/2 and a 155mm flattened the garden shed of the lokal bank CEO. Luckily it was only a training round that day. (no explosives, just the shape and mass to get ballistics right) Two things to remember: a) nobody injured, just killed some garden dwarfs b) but the crater was a PERFECT hit. You are wondering how this can happen ?? __________________ SH3 battle capability upgrades: GWX2.0, JSGME2.0, SH3Commander 2.7, SH3Gen 0.8.2, TorpDamageMod 2.0, OLC GUI 1.1.5 Awaiting combat readiness for GWX2.0: SH4 effetcs for SH3, SH3Weather 1.5 Following development of: www.subwolves.com Realism: 90%