a few good jokes to say bye!

U-TigerShark · 08-22-07, 09:15 AM

this is my last post before i formatt my computer and possible dont come back for a very long while

1. getting drunk is like having a crappy video card, you get reaaally low FPS and everyone you talk to seems to stutter
2. getting high is like having a good video card with bad drivers, everything becomes blurry and you see strange colours and things look different from what they really are
3. a hang over is like having a virus and very slow computer everything is slow, cant think straight, nor can you walk straight
4.puking is like losing files on your computer you need and feel lame for the rest of the day
5. being blind is like having a uncompatible moniter which just wont work
6. having heart surgery for 40,000+ and the heart being incompatible is like buying a proccessor and it being incompatible with your main board
7. buying food you're allergic to and being unable to return it is like buying a game from EB games, cant return that anymore
8. awsome computer 2,000$ 32' moniter 1,000$ playing tetris for the rest of your life Priceless
9. you know you have played to much SH3 when you yell at people close the hatches fill ballast ! when you want them to close the door
10.taking a piss when your blather is about to explode is like blowing ballast in SH3, but in this case you only save your dignity

i hope you enjoyed these if i get back i might write some more, just gimme a thumbs down if they suck, have lots of fun people good luck and dont forget to NOT blow up hospital ships!
*note: ive never been drunk, high and am not allergic to any food

Dowly · 08-22-07, 09:17 AM

Now, why are you leaving us?

U-TigerShark · 08-22-07, 09:40 AM

im probably not going to install the original SH3 that i have ill get a nice merry go round version if you get the drift.

ill be back i promise but its going to be in a few days when i get all my programs set up

everyone in these forums has been great alot of help, no one has randomly posted or started flame wars etc
have fun while i sort my stuff out itll be good to be back when i get back if i do?!/?

joea · 08-22-07, 10:13 AM

Err better edit your post or you won't come back here. Read the rules about this:

SteamWake · 08-22-07, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by U-TigerShark

im probably not going to install the original SH3 that i have ill get a nice pirated one WITH NO star force so my pc doesnt become a cripple like it is right now

ill be back i promise but its going to be in a few days when i get all my programs set up

LMAO you funny boy.

Most likely star force is not the root of your problem. But hey lets blame it anyhow.

Have a nice life.

Dowly · 08-22-07, 10:23 AM

You dont need to play SHIII to be here. I cant remember when I've started a patrol that I intented to finish. Must be close to ½ a year ago. :hmm:

U-TigerShark · 08-23-07, 09:35 AM

it seems everytime i install my original SH3 with star force random bad things start happening to my computer this is the 2nd or 3rd time this is happening and i am 100% sure why its caused, i did my research in alot of other forums,

U-TigerShark · 08-23-07, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

You dont need to play SHIII to be here. I cant remember when I've started a patrol that I intented to finish. Must be close to ½ a year ago. :hmm:

thank you all of you, especially the GWX Dev team, testers the makers, programmers etc etc thank you

1 thing there was this one time a lonely big big destroyer found me not sure what it was exactly but i realized it had no turret on the bac unlike the hunt 2 & 3 so i wait for it to pass get dc'd a lil surface on it back ive got time for 1 shot and BAM i blow its depth charges to hell, then crash dive to 50 meters and i start sailing home, 30 minutes later he gave up so i went after him and blew him to pieces with 2 torpedoes!

Jimbuna · 08-23-07, 09:48 AM

Take good care and pop in from time to time

IrischKapitan · 08-23-07, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by U-TigerShark

it seems everytime i install my original SH3 with star force random bad things start happening to my computer this is the 2nd or 3rd time this is happening and i am 100% sure why its caused, i did my research in alot of other forums,

Just get the Focous multimedia edition of SH3 - no starforce and you dont need the DVD when playing it, plenty of them on Amazon!

Hope this helps!

08-22-07, 09:15 AM	#1
U-TigerShark Watch Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 20 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	a few good jokes to say bye! this is my last post before i formatt my computer and possible dont come back for a very long while 1. getting drunk is like having a crappy video card, you get reaaally low FPS and everyone you talk to seems to stutter 2. getting high is like having a good video card with bad drivers, everything becomes blurry and you see strange colours and things look different from what they really are 3. a hang over is like having a virus and very slow computer everything is slow, cant think straight, nor can you walk straight 4.puking is like losing files on your computer you need and feel lame for the rest of the day 5. being blind is like having a uncompatible moniter which just wont work 6. having heart surgery for 40,000+ and the heart being incompatible is like buying a proccessor and it being incompatible with your main board 7. buying food you're allergic to and being unable to return it is like buying a game from EB games, cant return that anymore 8. awsome computer 2,000$ 32' moniter 1,000$ playing tetris for the rest of your life Priceless 9. you know you have played to much SH3 when you yell at people close the hatches fill ballast ! when you want them to close the door 10.taking a piss when your blather is about to explode is like blowing ballast in SH3, but in this case you only save your dignity i hope you enjoyed these if i get back i might write some more, just gimme a thumbs down if they suck, have lots of fun people good luck and dont forget to NOT blow up hospital ships! note: ive never been drunk, high and am not allergic to any food Last edited by U-TigerShark; 08-23-07 at 09:36 AM.*

08-22-07, 09:40 AM	#3
U-TigerShark Watch Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 20 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	star force has fcked my computer too bad ill try and come back, im probably not going to install the original SH3 that i have ill get a nice merry go round version if you get the drift. ill be back i promise but its going to be in a few days when i get all my programs set up everyone in these forums has been great alot of help, no one has randomly posted or started flame wars etc have fun while i sort my stuff out itll be good to be back when i get back if i do?!/? Last edited by U-TigerShark; 08-23-07 at 09:38 AM.

08-23-07, 09:35 AM	#7
U-TigerShark Watch Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 20 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	juse to give you a note it seems everytime i install my original SH3 with star force random bad things start happening to my computer this is the 2nd or 3rd time this is happening and i am 100% sure why its caused, i did my research in alot of other forums,

08-23-07, 09:48 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,481 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Take good care and pop in from time to time __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-22-07, 09:17 AM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Now, why are you leaving us?

08-22-07, 10:13 AM	#4
joea Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: At periscope depth in Lake Geneva Posts: 3,512 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Err better edit your post or you won't come back here. Read the rules about this:

08-22-07, 10:23 AM	#6
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	You dont need to play SHIII to be here. I cant remember when I've started a patrol that I intented to finish. Must be close to ½ a year ago. :hmm: