Russian Ninja arrested in Italy

Heibges · 06-12-07, 04:01 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6746051.stm

The best part is where the reported explains who the Ninja were.

Chock · 06-12-07, 04:04 PM

That entire report is one of the best unintentionally funny things I've ever read. whoever wrote should win a medal, and then be sacked and never asked to write any news reports ever again.

Chock

Letum · 06-12-07, 04:13 PM

"For several weeks the police had been scouring the countryside looking for shadows."

There is nothing "unintentional" here! Fantastic comedy from the BBC!

robbo180265 · 06-12-07, 04:22 PM

"As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him.
The old man came down the stairs but tripped on the last step letting off his rifle".

Priceless:rotfl:

:rotfl:

CCIP · 06-12-07, 04:37 PM

British humor at its finest

06-12-07, 05:24 PM

Inspired by Robin Hood, my ass!

Why not rob Berlusconi?
NOW THAT would make some Robin Hood style!

PeriscopeDepth · 06-12-07, 05:30 PM

At arrowpoint :rotfl:!

Thanks for posting that.

PD

Rose · 06-12-07, 05:44 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: That made my night.

stabiz · 06-12-07, 06:55 PM

The topic title alone made me laugh!:rotfl:

Heibges · 06-12-07, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak

Inspired by Robin Hood, my ass!

Why not rob Berlusconi?
NOW THAT would make some Robin Hood style!

This guy might not even really be Russian? Shouldn't he have said he was inspired by Ilya of Murom or Emelyan Pugachev even?:rotfl:

http://russian-crafts.com/tales/murom.html

http://artsci.shu.edu/reesp/documents/pugachev.htm

Reaves · 06-12-07, 11:05 PM

It would have been funnier if he was inspired by Monkey Magic. At least he fights like a ninja.

Enigma · 06-13-07, 12:58 AM

A Ninja.....on a 10 speed?

06-13-07, 03:40 AM

A ninja on a bike?

AntEater · 06-13-07, 08:10 AM

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Ninjas rule!

06-13-07, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntEater

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Ninjas rule!

http://askaninja.com/

06-12-07, 04:01 PM	#1
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Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	"For several weeks the police had been scouring the countryside looking for shadows." There is nothing "unintentional" here! Fantastic comedy from the BBC! __________________

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CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	British humor at its finest __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

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stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	The topic title alone made me laugh!:rotfl: __________________

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Reaves The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,509 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	It would have been funnier if he was inspired by Monkey Magic. At least he fights like a ninja. __________________

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Chock Sea Lord Join Date: May 2005 Location: Under a thermal layer in chilly Olde England Posts: 1,842 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That entire report is one of the best unintentionally funny things I've ever read. whoever wrote should win a medal, and then be sacked and never asked to write any news reports ever again. Chock

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robbo180265 Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brighton, England.Party capital of the south Posts: 2,255 Downloads: 126 Uploads: 0	"As he smashed through the door of a farmhouse, a feisty old pensioner was waiting for him. The old man came down the stairs but tripped on the last step letting off his rifle". Priceless:rotfl: :rotfl:

06-12-07, 05:24 PM	#6
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Inspired by Robin Hood, my ass! Why not rob Berlusconi? NOW THAT would make some Robin Hood style!

06-12-07, 05:30 PM	#7
PeriscopeDepth Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Pacific NW Posts: 1,894 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	At arrowpoint :rotfl:! Thanks for posting that. PD

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Rose Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 966 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: That made my night.

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Enigma The Old Man Join Date: May 2005 Location: At comms depth, obviously. Posts: 1,476 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	A Ninja.....on a 10 speed? __________________ "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it." -Mark Twain

06-13-07, 03:40 AM	#13
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	A ninja on a bike?

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AntEater Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 936 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm Ninjas rule! __________________