Pirates of the Caribbean 3?

[Frau_Phillips]

-POTC3-
THE MOVIEGOER: Right, we've got some pirates being hanged. Lovely and morbid, nice start. Wait, singing? That doesn't seem right.
MOVIE: Er well, just remember it, it'll make sense later.
THE MOVIEGOER: Well, okay, as long as you dont do this again, I suppose I can retain that.
-OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT THREE HOURS-
MOVIEGOER: Okay, holy crap, we've got the legend of blabla and the legend of whatshisface, oh but this legend too, can't forget that. Wait, is he betraying them? Wait no, he wasn't. Wait no, he was. What, what's he doing then? Who's that? What's the significance of this? Oh, the legend of that! I guess it'll all make sense in the end.
MOVIE: Wait wait, here's this other tiny insignificant detail that will later affect the entire story line!
MOVIEGOER: Hold on a minute now, can't you just tell me whats going on? I can't follow this plot if you never tell me anything, you can't just continue to insinuate and never reveal anything at all!!
MOVIE: Yes I can! *runs away with Frau_Phillips's money* Haha!
MOVIEGOER: Wait, tell me what was with the singing!!!
-CREDITS-

So yeah. That was a COMPLETE waste of my time. That entire movie was just little inside jokes from the other two and special effects.
I mean really, special effects are great, but it's just sickening without any kind of plot line.
And there's a fine line between having lots of twists and turns and never knowing what the flying f00k is going on. They like, ran so far over that line that they can't even see it anymore.

In short?