Do Elephants move forward when they fart?

TteFAboB · 05-18-07, 02:06 PM

Notice the wake in the rear. You can tell a swimming elephant is farting when there's water coming out of his trumpet.

05-18-07, 02:15 PM

The wake could be caused by a rapid displacement of water from another oraface.:rotfl:

Tchocky · 05-18-07, 02:21 PM

That looks like fun. Maybe an elephant for my next life

Takeda Shingen · 05-18-07, 03:40 PM

Strangely, I am not shocked at the idea that TteFaboB is, apparently, Googling 'farting elephants' for the sake of forum entertainment.

FIREWALL · 05-18-07, 03:43 PM

All I can say is YIKES!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

XabbaRus · 05-18-07, 03:57 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl:

Oops got to go change my underwear and trousers.

CCIP · 05-18-07, 04:15 PM

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FIREWALL · 05-18-07, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CCIP

Picture not showing up for me

Brother... You ain't missin nuthin. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

MaxT.dk · 05-18-07, 04:36 PM

Geez... You're people are weird :p :rotfl:

Ostfriese · 05-18-07, 04:40 PM

If you light a match at the right place a farting elephant will even be able to fly.

:rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 05-18-07, 05:11 PM

I see two elephants, and farting isn't the 'F' word I would have chosen!

Polak · 05-18-07, 05:16 PM

Can someone please post a formula and explain how that is possible or if that is possible?!?

Heibges · 05-18-07, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I see two elephants, and farting isn't the 'F' word I would have chosen!

On a Vermont dairy farm, you often see two cows, or a cow and a steer rather, in a similar position.

FIREWALL · 05-18-07, 07:49 PM

Hey Guys

Wasn't their a simular discussion about whether a Battleship moves sideways when it fires a salvo.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

bradclark1 · 05-18-07, 10:20 PM

I dunno. If thats one male elephant trying to get kinky with another male elephant I'd be making wakes too!

05-18-07, 02:06 PM	#1
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Do Elephants move forward when they fart? Notice the wake in the rear. You can tell a swimming elephant is farting when there's water coming out of his trumpet. __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

05-18-07, 02:21 PM	#3
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	That looks like fun. Maybe an elephant for my next life __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

05-18-07, 03:43 PM	#5
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	All I can say is YIKES! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

05-18-07, 03:57 PM	#6
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl: Oops got to go change my underwear and trousers. __________________

05-18-07, 04:15 PM	#7
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	Picture not showing up for me __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

05-18-07, 02:15 PM	#2
waste gate Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	The wake could be caused by a rapid displacement of water from another oraface.:rotfl:

05-18-07, 03:40 PM	#4
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Strangely, I am not shocked at the idea that TteFaboB is, apparently, Googling 'farting elephants' for the sake of forum entertainment.

05-18-07, 04:36 PM	#9
MaxT.dk Rough night at Langtrees brothel Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 480 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Geez... You're people are weird :p :rotfl: __________________ http://maxt.dk/archives/2007/03/22/s...nter-4-cheats/ Get KillerSub MOD and bring the Hell back to Earth! The FUN way to play SH4! Now with Rail Guns!

05-18-07, 04:40 PM	#10
Ostfriese Sea Lord Join Date: May 2004 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 1,836 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	If you light a match at the right place a farting elephant will even be able to fly. :rotfl:

05-18-07, 05:11 PM	#11
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I see two elephants, and farting isn't the 'F' word I would have chosen! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-18-07, 05:16 PM	#12
Polak Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Poland/Sweden Posts: 808 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Can someone please post a formula and explain how that is possible or if that is possible?!? __________________

05-18-07, 07:49 PM	#14
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Hey Guys Wasn't their a simular discussion about whether a Battleship moves sideways when it fires a salvo.:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

05-18-07, 10:20 PM	#15
bradclark1 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Connecticut, USA. Posts: 2,794 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	I dunno. If thats one male elephant trying to get kinky with another male elephant I'd be making wakes too!