want a wife : rent her

UglyMowgli · 04-09-07, 01:08 PM

http://www.rentawife.be

only 350euros/month for one and 1600euros/month for 8.

It is a parody from a DVD rent shop in belguim, woman association sue them

Gildor · 04-09-07, 02:13 PM

Actual cleaning service in Toronto Canada: http://www.rentawife.ca/

cool

SUBMAN1 · 04-09-07, 02:51 PM

That is too funny!

Sailor Steve · 04-09-07, 04:50 PM

We've had the opposite for five years now:
http://www.rent-a-husband.com/
http://www.rent-a-husband.com/find.htm
http://www.rentahusband.com/recognition.htm

Polak · 04-09-07, 04:52 PM

To good to be true!
I want that webpage in English!

Bertgang · 04-09-07, 04:54 PM

I'm more interested in renting an hot lover.
Enough whit wifes, rented or purchased.

bookworm_020 · 04-10-07, 02:13 AM

I'm getting a wife in less than a fortnight, so forget about renting one!

The Avon Lady · 04-10-07, 02:33 AM

That's right. Keep it up, fellas, and I'll give you such a zetz!

baggygreen · 04-10-07, 05:07 AM

whens the big day bookworm??

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-10-07, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

That's right. Keep it up, fellas, and I'll give you such a zetz!

Whats a zetz? I assume its used threateningly!!

Well, keep THAT up Avon, and be NORRISED.

You have been warned.

The Avon Lady · 04-10-07, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Whats a zetz? I assume its used threateningly!!

Scroll to bottom of page.

Quote:

Well, keep THAT up Avon, and be NORRISED.

But he's on my side!

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-10-07, 06:18 AM

Lies. No-one is on Chuck Norris' side. He just considers it uneconomical bulletwise to kill you :rotfl:

STEED · 04-10-07, 06:21 AM

Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p

The Avon Lady · 04-10-07, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p

Did you read the nags-not-deductable fine print clause?

STEED · 04-10-07, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p

Did you read the nags-not-deductable fine print clause?

Yes I did, it also states in the fine print if she nags I get a refund. :p

04-09-07, 01:08 PM	#1
UglyMowgli Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 784 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	want a wife : rent her http://www.rentawife.be only 350euros/month for one and 1600euros/month for 8. It is a parody from a DVD rent shop in belguim, woman association sue them __________________ Modern Naval Warfare Community Manager

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Gildor Lieutenant Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 251 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Actual cleaning service in Toronto Canada: http://www.rentawife.ca/ cool __________________ U-46: Oct 1943 off Portugal

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SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That is too funny! __________________

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	We've had the opposite for five years now: http://www.rent-a-husband.com/ http://www.rent-a-husband.com/find.htm http://www.rentahusband.com/recognition.htm __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Polak Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Poland/Sweden Posts: 808 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	To good to be true! I want that webpage in English! __________________

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Bertgang Sparky Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Italy Posts: 158 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I'm more interested in renting an hot lover. Enough whit wifes, rented or purchased.

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bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I'm getting a wife in less than a fortnight, so forget about renting one! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

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The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	That's right. Keep it up, fellas, and I'll give you such a zetz! __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

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baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	whens the big day bookworm??

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Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Lies. No-one is on Chuck Norris' side. He just considers it uneconomical bulletwise to kill you :rotfl: __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Rent a wife sounds good when she starts to nag at you, you can trade her in for a better model. :p __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!