Hmm - Condition Orange Neal?

SUBMAN1 · 04-05-07, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Topic closed. We are approaching Condition Orange in the GT forum. Things need to cool back down for a while, please.

What happens when we reach Condition Orange? This sounds ominous!

Is there a Condition Red too??!!! :p

-S

STEED · 04-05-07, 04:37 PM

Run for the hills.

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-05-07, 04:45 PM

We should introduce a Defense Conditions, like the American colour system, and have a little meter on the top of the forums. I'd be happy to do any art related to it

Condition Green: There are no problems, everything is running smoothly
Condition Yellow: There is a slight problem with trolling/flaming
Condition Orange: There is a problem with trolling/flaming that needs attention
Condition Red: Forum closed for further review. Mods meet in wardroom to discuss future
Condition Blinky Red with Klaxon: Subsim lock down, regulars armed and called to their submarines

stabiz · 04-05-07, 04:49 PM

That would be very cool. SH4 would be orange, SH3 green, and GT would be in flames with geigertellers going crazy.

ASWnut101 · 04-05-07, 04:53 PM

Nice... Condition "Red" would probably be him locking the GT forum, sending a few to the brig, and scoldings all around. It would be best not to piss him off. He has your account info.....

The Avon Lady · 04-05-07, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Run for the hills.

Or, if in Canada, just .

Enigma · 04-05-07, 05:13 PM

Your Subsim forum troll threat rating: Elevated.

ASWnut101 · 04-05-07, 05:21 PM

And yours?

TteFAboB · 04-05-07, 05:25 PM

4 8 15 16 23 42

That's the password moderators use to lock a thread up. And that's why threads get locked. SUBSIM is like The Hatch from Lost: if you don't type in that number every so often, the entire forum goes KABOOM!

ASWnut101 · 04-05-07, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TteFAboB

4 8 15 16 23 42

That's the password moderators use to lock a thread up. And that's why threads get locked. SUBSIM is like The Hatch from Lost: if you don't type in that number every so often, the entire forum goes KABOOM!

:rotfl: Nice...

Enigma · 04-05-07, 06:30 PM

4 locked threads on the 1st page of the forum....elevated/increased.

Oberon · 04-06-07, 12:33 AM

Hmm, the Silo doors aren't open yet...so there's still a chance this situation will defuse itself. *hopes*

Onkel Neal · 04-06-07, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

We should introduce a Defense Conditions, like the American colour system, and have a little meter on the top of the forums. I'd be happy to do any art related to it

Condition Green: There are no problems, everything is running smoothly
Condition Yellow: There is a slight problem with trolling/flaming
Condition Orange: There is a problem with trolling/flaming that needs attention
Condition Red: Forum closed for further review. Mods meet in wardroom to discuss future
Condition Blinky Red with Klaxon: Subsim lock down, regulars armed and called to their submarines

That's pretty much it. I feel like Sister Mary Elephant

UglyMowgli · 04-06-07, 12:18 PM

She have a great look sister Mary elephant

tycho102 · 04-06-07, 01:51 PM

Launch the ALERT-5!

Woman the barricades!

Fire torpedo tubes one through four!

WHERE'S CHUCK! WHERE'S CHUCK!
SOMEBODY GET CHUCK!

04-05-07, 04:37 PM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Run for the hills. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-05-07, 04:45 PM	#3
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	We should introduce a Defense Conditions, like the American colour system, and have a little meter on the top of the forums. I'd be happy to do any art related to it Condition Green: There are no problems, everything is running smoothly Condition Yellow: There is a slight problem with trolling/flaming Condition Orange: There is a problem with trolling/flaming that needs attention Condition Red: Forum closed for further review. Mods meet in wardroom to discuss future Condition Blinky Red with Klaxon: Subsim lock down, regulars armed and called to their submarines __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

04-05-07, 04:49 PM	#4
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	That would be very cool. SH4 would be orange, SH3 green, and GT would be in flames with geigertellers going crazy. __________________

04-05-07, 04:53 PM	#5
ASWnut101 Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 2,021 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Nice... Condition "Red" would probably be him locking the GT forum, sending a few to the brig, and scoldings all around. It would be best not to piss him off. He has your account info..... __________________

04-05-07, 05:13 PM	#7
Enigma The Old Man Join Date: May 2005 Location: At comms depth, obviously. Posts: 1,476 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Your Subsim forum troll threat rating: Elevated. __________________ "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it." -Mark Twain

04-05-07, 05:21 PM	#8
ASWnut101 Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 2,021 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	And yours? __________________

04-05-07, 05:25 PM	#9
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	4 8 15 16 23 42 That's the password moderators use to lock a thread up. And that's why threads get locked. SUBSIM is like The Hatch from Lost: if you don't type in that number every so often, the entire forum goes KABOOM! __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

04-05-07, 06:30 PM	#11
Enigma The Old Man Join Date: May 2005 Location: At comms depth, obviously. Posts: 1,476 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	4 locked threads on the 1st page of the forum....elevated/increased. __________________ "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it." -Mark Twain

04-06-07, 12:33 AM	#12
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Hmm, the Silo doors aren't open yet...so there's still a chance this situation will defuse itself. hopes

04-06-07, 12:18 PM	#14
UglyMowgli Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 784 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	She have a great look sister Mary elephant __________________ Modern Naval Warfare Community Manager

04-06-07, 01:51 PM	#15
tycho102 Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,100 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Ok. I'm up in this thread. Launch the ALERT-5! Woman the barricades! Fire torpedo tubes one through four! WHERE'S CHUCK! WHERE'S CHUCK! SOMEBODY GET CHUCK!