I've reached that age...

Were the U.S. Armed forces are trying desperatly to get me to join... Bribary, propaganda anything to try to get my to join.... I'm surprised they haven't sent me porn or hookers yet...:rotfl:

So far I haven't gotten anything from the Navy or Air force though, luckily.... I bet the air-force pamplet would be: "Join the Air-force and be high all the time!" :rotfl:

In all seriousness I wouldn't sign up tbh, for one I'm not fit at all:p , and two I'm not loyal and would probably trade top secret military info for a 20 bucks and a Kit-cat bar.