GWX Diminishing performance needs research

Foghladh_mhara · 02-23-07, 04:11 AM

A rather unusual thing i noted last night whilst continuing my patrol in the western approaches. Early in the evening i intercepted two tramp steamers and dispatched them both with relative ease. I celebrated with a can of the finest Heineken and continued to patrol with can #2 in hand. Pickings were slim and by the time i found my next customer (a medium merchant) i was on can #4. Now heres the thing, it took 3 eels to hit him at close range and another to finish the task. Can #6 was being sampled when i found the pyro ship which refused to be hit at 800m by all 4 bow torps. I believe i saw people on board pointing and laughing at me. The degrees of incompetence seemed to be proportional to the amount of beer consumed.
Is this a software problem or have i discovered a previously unknown link between alcohol and co-ordination? Maybe i should post this on the Lancet website as well:hmm:

02-23-07, 04:11 AM	#1
Foghladh_mhara Commander Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kent Posts: 473 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	GWX Diminishing performance needs research A rather unusual thing i noted last night whilst continuing my patrol in the western approaches. Early in the evening i intercepted two tramp steamers and dispatched them both with relative ease. I celebrated with a can of the finest Heineken and continued to patrol with can #2 in hand. Pickings were slim and by the time i found my next customer (a medium merchant) i was on can #4. Now heres the thing, it took 3 eels to hit him at close range and another to finish the task. Can #6 was being sampled when i found the pyro ship which refused to be hit at 800m by all 4 bow torps. I believe i saw people on board pointing and laughing at me. The degrees of incompetence seemed to be proportional to the amount of beer consumed. Is this a software problem or have i discovered a previously unknown link between alcohol and co-ordination? Maybe i should post this on the Lancet website as well:hmm: