The New Bernard

Grey_Raven75 · 02-05-07, 08:29 PM

Decided to just make a thread out of this. We should probably decide now, before the game hits the shelves. Does Bernard make the transfer to the US Navy or do we have a new recruit? I vote Parker.

Iron Budokan · 02-05-07, 11:47 PM

Well, I don't like Dinsdale because it's too English sounding. Bernard has his roots in SH3 and it wouldn't be right to move him to the Pacific, imo. I picked George, he has the mental image of a big dumb roly-poly bumbling inept fool. You know...like Bernard. :rotfl:

flyingdane · 02-06-07, 12:03 AM

Can't say for sure, "BUT NO BANARD"....ON My Boat Thats IT!!!

Tigrone · 02-06-07, 12:23 AM

Wasn't Kilroy here first?

USS Sea Tiger · 02-06-07, 06:47 AM

Dident he have a brother, Bernard

sort of like "Hi, I am larry,, and this is my brother Larry, and my other brother larry."

If not,,, thenKilroy sounds great by me!

Polak · 02-06-07, 06:50 AM

Ya, Ya, Bernard Ensign Parker, does it really matter?
My question is where is the red triangle??

Sailor Steve · 02-06-07, 11:46 AM

Of course I voted for Parker, because I first suggested him a long time ago. That said, George isn't bad. Dinsdale is British. Kilroy was too cool to be stupid; after all, he was everywhere in the war.

It should be a last name, since all US sailors have their last names stencilled on their shirts and are always called by last names.

02-06-07, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Of course I voted for Parker, because I first suggested him a long time ago. That said, George isn't bad. Dinsdale is British. Kilroy was too cool to be stupid; after all, he was everywhere in the war.

It should be a last name, since all US sailors have their last names stencilled on their shirts and are always called by last names.

In that case:
1. Jackson
2. Buckman
3. Lovacelli
4. Parker
5. Sylversterson
Pick one....
Oh, wait, you already did...:rotfl:

Sulikate · 02-06-07, 04:04 PM

I'd like to "keep" our old friend Bernard

LZ_Baker · 02-06-07, 06:11 PM

Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal: Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!
Seaman Buckman: [tasting contents of can] What's the matter sir? It still tastes like creamed corn.
Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal: Except it's - DEVILED HAM!
Seaman Buckman: Now that would be a problem.

02-06-07, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LZ_Baker

Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal: Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!
Seaman Buckman: [tasting contents of can] What's the matter sir? It still tastes like creamed corn.
Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal: Except it's - DEVILED HAM!
Seaman Buckman: Now that would be a problem.

Never ceases to amaze me...
I could watch it over million times and still find it funny....:rotfl:

Shaffer4 · 02-06-07, 07:19 PM

Actually... Parker is good... Used to work with a Parker... "Stupid Fat Parker! Get in that Torpedo Tube!!!"... Not that he was/is stupid and fat. Just that he called everything "Stupid Fat _______" thus, this became his moniker.. :hmm:

Gildor · 02-06-07, 09:36 PM

Murphy!!

Murphy's Law. If something can go wrong, it will.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy's_law

Mush Martin · 02-06-07, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gildor

Murphy!!

Murphy's Law. If something can go wrong, it will.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy's_law

Yeah My vote is for murphy.

MM

Safe-Keeper · 02-07-07, 04:55 AM

I was considering something from Down Periscope. That movie was the greatest, especially when they disguised the boat as a fishing vessel. Q-Boat, anyone

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View Poll Results: Who's the new Bernard?
Forget it, Bernard's the guy for the job.	22	23.16%
Ensign Parker	38	40.00%
Buckman	13	13.68%
George	7	7.37%
Dinsdale	15	15.79%
Voters: 95. You may not vote on this poll

02-05-07, 08:29 PM	#1
Grey_Raven75 Mate Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 60 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	The New Bernard Decided to just make a thread out of this. We should probably decide now, before the game hits the shelves. Does Bernard make the transfer to the US Navy or do we have a new recruit? I vote Parker. __________________ "If you don't know history, you don't know anything. You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree." --Edward Johnston

02-05-07, 11:47 PM	#2
Iron Budokan Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,778 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Well, I don't like Dinsdale because it's too English sounding. Bernard has his roots in SH3 and it wouldn't be right to move him to the Pacific, imo. I picked George, he has the mental image of a big dumb roly-poly bumbling inept fool. You know...like Bernard. :rotfl: __________________ "You will take on England wherever you find her ships, and you will break her power at sea." --Iron Coffins, Herbert A. Werner http://kennethmarkhoover.com

02-06-07, 12:03 AM	#3
flyingdane Weps Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 355 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Can't say for sure, "BUT NO BANARD"....ON My Boat Thats IT!!! __________________ It denos't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, it's olny iprmoatnt taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelms.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

02-06-07, 12:23 AM	#4
Tigrone Commander Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Newport Beach, CA Posts: 470 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 0	Wasn't Kilroy here first? Wasn't Kilroy here first? __________________ Commander Hiram Cassedy: "Tigrone has saved the Air Force and is now returning to Iwo Jima with 28 rescued zoomies." B-29 SNUFFY & THE SHIF'LESS SKONKS among them. I've a broom at the mast said he, for the broom is a sign for me, that wherever I go, I sweep the mighty sea.

02-06-07, 06:47 AM	#5
USS Sea Tiger XO Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 425 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	HUMMM Kilroy or bernard? Dident he have a brother, Bernard sort of like "Hi, I am larry,, and this is my brother Larry, and my other brother larry." If not,,, thenKilroy sounds great by me!

02-06-07, 06:50 AM	#6
Polak Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Poland/Sweden Posts: 808 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Ya, Ya, Bernard Ensign Parker, does it really matter? My question is where is the red triangle?? __________________

02-06-07, 11:46 AM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Of course I voted for Parker, because I first suggested him a long time ago. That said, George isn't bad. Dinsdale is British. Kilroy was too cool to be stupid; after all, he was everywhere in the war. It should be a last name, since all US sailors have their last names stencilled on their shirts and are always called by last names. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-06-07, 04:04 PM	#9
Sulikate Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Korea Posts: 834 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I'd like to "keep" our old friend Bernard __________________ Se flutua e não fala quack, afunde-o!

02-06-07, 06:11 PM	#10
LZ_Baker Engineer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 213 Downloads: 51 Uploads: 0	Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal: Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966! Seaman Buckman: [tasting contents of can] What's the matter sir? It still tastes like creamed corn. Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal: Except it's - DEVILED HAM! Seaman Buckman: Now that would be a problem. __________________

02-06-07, 07:19 PM	#12
Shaffer4 Ensign Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Walla Walla, Wa Posts: 223 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Actually... Parker is good... Used to work with a Parker... "Stupid Fat Parker! Get in that Torpedo Tube!!!"... Not that he was/is stupid and fat. Just that he called everything "Stupid Fat _______" thus, this became his moniker.. :hmm: __________________

02-06-07, 09:36 PM	#13
Gildor Lieutenant Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 251 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Murphy!! Murphy's Law. If something can go wrong, it will. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy's_law __________________ U-46: Oct 1943 off Portugal

02-07-07, 04:55 AM	#15
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I was considering something from Down Periscope. That movie was the greatest, especially when they disguised the boat as a fishing vessel. Q-Boat, anyone? __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.