I'm Chuck Norris...

Osmium Steele · 02-24-12, 12:42 PM

... and I approve of this bridge.

Them crazy Slovaks.

Sailor Steve · 02-24-12, 12:57 PM

After one month the bridge was no longer used or needed. The river was so intimidated it just dried up.

CaptainMattJ. · 02-24-12, 08:01 PM

One problem though, no one ever crosses chuck norris and lives...

Platapus · 02-24-12, 08:05 PM

This Chuck Norris bridge will be an example of "don't raise the bridge, you better lower that river!"

the_tyrant · 02-24-12, 10:57 PM

I surely hope Chuck Norris did not eliminate op for misusing his name

GoldenRivet · 02-25-12, 08:14 AM

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The two other top names in the running for the bridge, which will span the Morava river and cross the border to Austria, were Maria Theresa after an Austro-Hungarian empress and the Devinska cycling bridge in honour of the closest village. However it was realized that competing against Chuck Norris was impossible and the entire nearby village was found deserted.

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The actor's work has become a popular source of dead serious ass kicking among Slovaks as well as the whole world and a mainstay for no joke, serious as a heart attack lore about macho strength and invincibility.

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The final decision will be up to Chuck Norris. But regional governor Pavol Freso has said it would follow the wishes of the people in the internet ballot where Norris' name wisely leads as the top choice for the bridge's name.

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The voting will run until April. As of Thursday, 1,157 votes have backed Norris, 100% of the total, leaving the runner-up "Maria Theresa Bridge" far behind with 0%.

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02-24-12, 12:42 PM	#1
Osmium Steele Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Upper midwest USA Posts: 1,101 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	I'm Chuck Norris... ... and I approve of this bridge. Them crazy Slovaks. __________________ In the month of July of the year 1348, between the feasts of St. Benedict and of St. Swithin, a strange thing came upon England... My U297 build thread

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	After one month the bridge was no longer used or needed. The river was so intimidated it just dried up. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-24-12, 08:01 PM	#3
CaptainMattJ. The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,364 Downloads: 55 Uploads: 0	One problem though, no one ever crosses chuck norris and lives... __________________ A popular Government without popular information nor the means of acquiring it, is but a Prologue to a Farce or a Tragedy or perhaps both. Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be their own Governors must arm themselves with the power knowledge gives - James Madison

02-24-12, 08:05 PM	#4
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,995 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	This Chuck Norris bridge will be an example of "don't raise the bridge, you better lower that river!" __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-24-12, 10:57 PM	#5
the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	I surely hope Chuck Norris did not eliminate op for misusing his name __________________ My own open source project on Sourceforge OTP.net KGB grade encryption for the rest of us