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Old 01-15-15, 10:00 PM   #1
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K9 Speech Articulating Device

Got a family dog?

Do you ramble on about your daily troubles to your pets? Do you pour out your heart to your animal companions, only to watch them stare blankly back at you? Have you ever looked at your devoted canine companion and wondered ‘What is she thinking?’.

I do. – a lot.

Well, thanks to a brand new device, we can all eliminate that mystery now! The Speech Articulating Device (S.A.D) is an innovative device that reads your dog’s (or cat’s) mind, and then translates his/her thoughts to you!



also at http://consciouscompanion2012.com/ta...lating-device/


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Old 01-16-15, 12:02 AM   #2
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Thread of the year 2015.

McBee would say something like this:

You gunna eat that?
You gunna eat that?
You gunna eat that?
You gunna eat that?
You gunna eat that?

squirrel!

squirrel!

squirrel!

squirrel!

squirrel!

squirrel!

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Old 01-16-15, 02:29 AM   #3
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Enjoyed that a lot! So McBee is a Boston Terrier? How old is he now?
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Old 01-16-15, 05:56 AM   #4
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Spoon.
Spoon.
Spoon.
Spoon.
Spoon!
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Old 01-16-15, 05:59 AM   #5
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That was awesome.
Spoon please!
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Old 01-16-15, 06:19 AM   #6
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You gunna eat that?
You gunna eat that?
You gunna eat that?
You gunna eat that?
You gunna eat that?
More like role reversal Jason....you saying that to the dog
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More like role reversal Jason....you saying that to the dog
....and your point is? It's bacon!

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Enjoyed that a lot! So McBee is a Boston Terrier? How old is he now?
Rocky McBee is 12
Boudreaux is 6
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Old 01-16-15, 12:15 PM   #8
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my dog is a 9 year old Shih-Tzuh.

She does not need to speak, through her actions, scratching, whining, growling, different types of barks, I always know exactly what she wants and what she is trying to say.

Its a lot easier dealing with her than with my wife who is sometimes totally undecipherable, i.e. when they are in a bad mood and you have to figure out what you did wrong!
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Old 01-16-15, 12:30 PM   #9
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Its a lot easier dealing with her than with my wife who is sometimes totally undecipherable, i.e. when they are in a bad mood and you have to figure out what you did wrong!
Well, when my wife swats me on the nose with a rolled up newspaper...!?? I forgot to wear my Depends! IT's the Shih-tZ indeed! Elvis made millions on the concept!
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Old 01-16-15, 03:01 PM   #10
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No thanks. What I like most about dogs is their ability to listen to my whining and NOT talk back.
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My boxer would destroy the whole shebang before I'd even said hello

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The cat is the bestest part.

No way do I want to hear what my cat is thinking about me
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The cat is the bestest part.

No way do I want to hear what my cat is thinking about me
As a cat owner it would prolly be...

'How can I divide his body into small enough portions to get down my throat, but still give him the ability to let me party all night'

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Old 01-16-15, 03:34 PM   #14
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The cat is the bestest part.

No way do I want to hear what my cat is thinking about me
I heard your cat talking the other day...


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Now I feel as if I had taken a spoon in my knee.
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