something for everyone

[caspofungin]

an american couple is on a scuba diving holiday off the australian coast. one day, they get separated underwater. the husband surfaces, but he can't see any sign of his wife. he's searching frantically, and he's joined by the divemaster, but no joy. as darkness falls, they reluctantly head back to shore. search and rescue are called in, and a young sgt finds the husband and tells him, "you stay in your hotel, and we'll keep looking." exhausted, the guy agrees and falls asleep.

late the next morning, he's awoken by a knock athe door. it's the s+r guy.

"Well, mate, i've got some bad news, some good news, and some bloody great news."
blurry-eyed, the husband's despartely trying to understand. "huh? well, what's the bad news?"
"we found your wife. she's dead."
"omigod!" the husband cries. "Dead?!? well, what can the good news possinly be?"
"well, when we found her, she was on the bottom, and a couple of huge lobsters were eating her."
"That's... that's sick! what can the great news possibly be?"
the sarge drawls, "well, lobster's up for lunch. you're invited."