Oscars boring? You've got to be joking!

Jimbuna · 03-28-22, 01:51 PM

Seeing is believing I suppose.

mapuc · 03-28-22, 02:52 PM

There are those who says its a set-up.

Markus

Onkel Neal · 03-28-22, 03:47 PM

So fake.

August · 03-28-22, 03:48 PM

Some fake drama to generate flagging interest in fake awards for fake people.

Onkel Neal · 03-28-22, 04:04 PM

Yeah, they be having drive-by shootings soon.

Platapus · 03-28-22, 04:34 PM

Looked too neat to be real.

Unfortunately, I had much more important things to do at this time.. like cutting my dog's nails.

Commander Wallace · 03-28-22, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Looked too neat to be real.

Unfortunately, I had much more important things to do at this time.. like cutting my dog's nails.

That's great. I couldn't find my glasses so the dog was reading the paper to me. Unfortunately, satire and humor is lost on him.

Next up is another farce of an awards show, the Grammy's. My Dog hates rap and hip hop and informed me we aren't watching that either. The cats are none too fond of the shows as well.

les green01 · 03-28-22, 05:14 PM

fake or not how many men you know that slaps

Platapus · 03-28-22, 05:20 PM

The first academy awards ceremony was in 1929 and lasted 15 minutes. It has been going down hill ever since then.

Torvald Von Mansee · 03-28-22, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

Yeah, they be having drive-by shootings soon.

You're supposed to use a whistle, not a bull horn!!

Torvald Von Mansee · 03-28-22, 07:20 PM

The Oscars have been garbage because so many times they have given the award to something which clearly had a superior competitor, for example:

The Sound of Music winning Best Picture over Doctor Zhivago
Oliver winning over 2001: A Space Odyssey
Shakespeare In Love winning over Saving Private Ryan

And the documentary category has always sucked. You can pretty much spot what is going to win by the subject matter, not how good the documentary is.

em2nought · 03-28-22, 08:35 PM

Chris Rock can take a punch, but the left can't take a joke.

Gorpet · 03-28-22, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by les green01

fake or not how many men you know that slaps

Well if i gave you a Marine slap or pre rainbow army slap you would have a dislocated jaw. And that would be just a slap. These are all actors that covid put straight to DVD and the country forgot about.Who cares CGI looks better anyway and it's cheaper.

Gorpet · 03-28-22, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by les green01

fake or not how many men you know that slaps

I have watched to Hell an Back more than one time. Audie was the most decorated soldier of his time. Today i can not imagine. They have done a good job of scrubbing Audie along with Sgt.York from the local library.Along with Huck Finn,Robinson Crusoe even Old Yeller. Yes how is the new america any different than late 1930's Germany. Oh nothing against you Germans. it's a time point, a beginning to and end. America started its journey on November 4, 2008 and if there is any one left past 2022 they can write the end to America.

d@rk51d3 · 03-28-22, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by les green01

fake or not how many men you know that slaps

I thought being slapped in the face by a big willie was something else.

03-28-22, 01:51 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Oscars boring? You've got to be joking! Seeing is believing I suppose. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-28-22, 02:52 PM	#2
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,537 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	There are those who says its a set-up. Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

03-28-22, 03:47 PM	#3
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	So fake. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

03-28-22, 03:48 PM	#4
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Some fake drama to generate flagging interest in fake awards for fake people. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

03-28-22, 04:04 PM	#5
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Yeah, they be having drive-by shootings soon. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

03-28-22, 04:34 PM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,365 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Looked too neat to be real. Unfortunately, I had much more important things to do at this time.. like cutting my dog's nails. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-28-22, 05:14 PM	#8
les green01 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Freeman Missouri Posts: 1,784 Downloads: 1405 Uploads: 0	fake or not how many men you know that slaps __________________ I'll tell you what bravery really is. Bravery is just determination to do a job that you know has to be done. Audie Murphy

03-28-22, 05:20 PM	#9
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,365 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	The first academy awards ceremony was in 1929 and lasted 15 minutes. It has been going down hill ever since then. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-28-22, 07:20 PM	#11
Torvald Von Mansee Sea Lord Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: CA4528 Posts: 1,693 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	The Oscars have been garbage because so many times they have given the award to something which clearly had a superior competitor, for example: The Sound of Music winning Best Picture over Doctor Zhivago Oliver winning over 2001: A Space Odyssey Shakespeare In Love winning over Saving Private Ryan And the documentary category has always sucked. You can pretty much spot what is going to win by the subject matter, not how good the documentary is. __________________ "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you" - Leon Trotsky

03-28-22, 08:35 PM	#12
em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Chris Rock can take a punch, but the left can't take a joke. __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage!

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