Last Will and Testament

[Texas Red]

Hello all, it’s your friendly Subsimmer freshman here right now bringing you some awful (or good) news tonight.

Recently, I have realized i’m gonna need to start putting in much more effort if I want to get into the Naval Academy, and being on my laptop and Subsim 24/7 ain’t gonna cut it. I can’t maintain a social appearance on the forum with all the studying and extracurriculars I am doing.
I simply cannot post 24/7 and spam the forums anymore (thank God! since school started. I am trying to balance social life, gaming, sea cadets, and schoolwork and unfortunately I have to cut somethings from my life.

Subsim is one of those.

But do not worry! Your freshman will still be around! I will lurk the forums but not post. I will not be posting 3.2 posts per 30 minutes anymore, I will mainly just be on here for the mods and the occasional flare up in activity. Believe me I totally intend to reclaim my title of Whack-a-Dick master (since Whack-A-Squirrel is now cancelled!) I won’t leave the forums, I will be almost gone or something like that. I’ll still be here but just more distant.

And so, I would like to include a last will & testament. My will is as follows:

• That Mad Mardigan receive what I had gained in the Five Word Story Forums
• That propbeanie and vdr1981 receive what I have gained in the modding community.
• And I temporarily hand over the title of “Whack-a-Dick champion” to Gerald. Until I return to claim the next title, Gerald will take the watch for me.
• I also give Buddahaid what I have gained in the political forum.
• Thus, Gerald is now the “El Whacko of the West”

And that is it for now.
I will still respond to PMs, I will still be active and post when deemed necessary.

Thank you all for the wonderful ride this has been and for providing support when i needed it.

Fair winds and following seas!