Don't go swimning in Jersey

[Mr Quatro]

Anybody here from New Jersey?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/2...w-jersey-lake/

Retiree catches notorious ‘testicle-eating’ fish in New Jersey lake

A retired bus driver caught a notorious testicle-eating fish native to the Amazon River while fishing in a New Jersey lake.
Tom Boylan, 77, he caught the 10-inch Pacu fish, which has large teeth with dulled points that resemble human teeth, while angling at a lake in Passaic’s Third Ward Veterans Memorial Park.

The fisherman took the strange catch to a nearby pet supply store to ask what it might be.

The store’s manager said he called the pacu fish “tank busters” because they grow so large – up 3 feet long and about 44 pounds.
The fish can live for up to 20 years, as well.

They’re less fierce than piranhas, but pacu fish were slapped with the reputation for biting the genitals of male humans in a joking comment by a Danish fish expert after the species was found swimming there.

[August]

I try to avoid places like New Jersey whenever possible.

[GoldenRivet]

I'll add it to my list... Lets see

1. Don't go to...
2. Don't breathe the air in...
3. Don't drink the water in...
4. Don't pump your own gas in...
5. Don't sleep with a woman from...
6. Don't have manners in...
7. Don't turn left in...
8. ah, here it is, already had it listed as number 8... don't swim in...


i could go on but i dont have all week for this.

[Stealhead]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

I'll add it to my list... Lets see

1. Don't go to...
2. Don't breathe the air in...
3. Don't drink the water in...
4. Don't pump your own gas in...
5. Don't sleep with a woman from...
6. Don't have manners in...
7. Don't turn left in...
8. ah, here it is, already had it listed as number 8... don't swim in...


i could go on but i dont have all week for this.

One more to add...

9.Do not type you might break your fingers.

[GoldenRivet]

Ayyyyyy fuggitaboudit ovahear eh?

[nikimcbee]

5. Don't sleep with a woman from...

Whaaat? You don't fancy a roll in the hay with Snooki?

[GoldenRivet]

noooooooo

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

noooooooo

[insert Das Boot humo(u)r here.] If I wasn't at work, I'd post a picture of the crabs scene...


...but Midge wouldn't approve of this post "as the grossest post ever in the internetz."

...and I'd hate to upset Midge.

[nikimcbee]

Come one GR, if you @#$#%$#$% date me, we'd get our own reality TV show.




Somewhere, in a parallel universe....

Now showing on the Discovery Channel, GR does Jersey.



For god's sake GR, don't go in the box.

[GoldenRivet]

I shudder at the thought. Crabs i would think should be the least of my worries.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

I shudder at the thought. Crabs i would think should be the least of my worries.

I can't imagine the nagging.


But, in the off chance you got in the time travel machine, you know PBS would do the knock off version of GR Does Jersey.



Now showing on PBS...

"Big Love- Jersey Style" Starring GR







On second thought, Don't go swimming in New Jersey.

[Jimbuna]

Well, you'd sure need balls to go swimming in that lake now

[Wolferz]

Come to New Jersey. Snooki want smoosh smoosh.

[soopaman2]

With all the medical waste and garbage New York likes to dump in the water, I am surprised people still swim here.

Luckily for us down here, it is usually New York trash, too poor for the Hamptons that swim in its own pollution.

Freaking tourists...

Yeah do not swim here, we are sick of the accident rates going up, and sick of the traffic, we are sick of the crime spikes in the summertime, we are sick of block parties, when people have to work for a living, we are sick of daddys money princesses, we are sick of drunks vandalizing our property at 2am when the bar lets out.

Please do not swim here, go elsewheres.

*lJersey shore resident*