Whitehouse Denies Petition to build Deathstar!

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//re...-youre-looking

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

* The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
* The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
* Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

How DARE the white house go against the will of the people, the 34,435 signatures clearly show that Americans want a Deathstar. Barack Obama is clearly usurping the will of the people!