Trouble with the wife

[sonicninja]

Looks like my marrige may be in trouble again

It seems my wife does not appreciate me going away to sea with the Royal Navy serving on Her Majestys submarines for months on end with no email, telephone calls etc until my return back to Devonport (plymouth) and then spending my shore leave in the conning tower of a u boat in SH3.

The truth of the matter is i do like the sea and being away, no phone calls, no bills, no shopping, no kids running about, it is in truth a nice peacefull life beneath the waves, ok i miss the wife, the kids and the dog, but i have photo's, photo's that dont ask for money, dont moan about you drinking beer, photo's cant argue with you, photo's are a silent moment of memory.

its definately a life at sea for me, so if im not at sea on a Trafalgar Class nuclear submarine i'm at virtual sea in a U-boat, either way im happy.

I leave the Royal Navy next year after 22 years of service in Her Majestys Submarines, i will definately have to get a divorce then, but ill be taking the dog with me!!!