New record for world's fastest toilet on wheels

Jimbuna · 05-03-12, 07:56 AM

Sounds like a load of crap to me

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A new and unusual land speed record has been set in Australia - for the fastest motorised toilet.
Canadian stuntwoman Jolene Van Vugt recorded a speed of 75km/h (46mph) in Sydney, beating the previous record by 7km/h.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17922203

TarJak · 05-03-12, 08:05 AM

But useful if you've got the runs.

Herr-Berbunch · 05-03-12, 08:51 AM

Hey I posted her pic in the Beautiful Woman thread a couple of hours ago. Never knew she was doing this kind of, ahem, crap.

Penguin · 05-03-12, 09:55 AM

I always thought a Vespa would run faster than 75 km/h

BossMark · 05-03-12, 11:26 AM

That would come in very handy if you've been on the Tetleys then followed by a Vindaloo

vienna · 05-03-12, 12:37 PM

So, if I were to collide with one of the motorized toilets on the road, would that give a whole new meaning to "hitting the head"?...

[runs for cover...]

...

Jimbuna · 05-03-12, 04:09 PM

I wonder if tey test those things on a skid pan?

u crank · 05-03-12, 04:49 PM

I hear they get crappy gas mileage.

05-03-12, 08:51 AM	#3
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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	So, if I were to collide with one of the motorized toilets on the road, would that give a whole new meaning to "hitting the head"?... [runs for cover...] ... __________________ __________________________________________________ __

05-03-12, 04:09 PM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I wonder if tey test those things on a skid pan? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	I hear they get crappy gas mileage. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

05-03-12, 08:05 AM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	But useful if you've got the runs.

05-03-12, 09:55 AM	#4
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	I always thought a Vespa would run faster than 75 km/h

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