What a load of crap!!

Jimbuna · 12-24-11, 05:25 PM

In my time I'd have locked the bugga up and threw away the key

Quote:

Ambulance bosses are condemning a man who rang 999 to say he had run out of toilet paper.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-16326965

Gargamel · 12-24-11, 06:04 PM

I once had to extricate a man who called 911 who was stuck in his recliner. As a 12 year vet of that industry, this does not surprise me.

BossMark · 12-25-11, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

In my time I'd have locked the bugga up and threw away the key

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-16326965

He should have used the sun newspaper after all thats all its worthi buying for

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Schroeder · 12-25-11, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

In my time I'd have locked the bugga up and threw away the key

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-16326965

Oh come on, that was a real emergency.... on the other hand he definitely would have had toilet paper in a jail cell...

Betonov · 12-25-11, 05:49 AM

6 months community service cleaning public toilets seems like poetic justice

Herr-Berbunch · 12-25-11, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonov

6 months community service cleaning public toilets seems like poo-etic justice

Fixed

Betonov · 12-25-11, 07:01 AM

Capital pun

Herr-Berbunch · 12-25-11, 07:02 AM

Why thank you, kind sir.

Betonov · 12-25-11, 07:18 AM

Don't call me sir, I work for a living

Plus, SIR means CHEESE in Slovenian

Sailor Steve · 12-25-11, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonov

Capital pun

Thought it was kind of messy myself.

1480 · 12-25-11, 11:41 AM

Hard to beat the "my nine year old is disrespecting me" domestic disturbance call. (RL experience)

but this is my all time favorite 911 call, appropriate for this time of year.

Jimbuna · 12-25-11, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonov

6 months community service cleaning public toilets seems like poetic justice

With only his personal tooth brush to aid him

STEED · 12-26-11, 06:55 AM

He's got hands, use them.

What a blinking crass twit.

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1480 Lead Slinger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chitcago, Illinoise Posts: 1,442 Downloads: 74 Uploads: 0	Hard to beat the "my nine year old is disrespecting me" domestic disturbance call. (RL experience) but this is my all time favorite 911 call, appropriate for this time of year. __________________

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	6 months community service cleaning public toilets seems like poetic justice

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Capital pun

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Don't call me sir, I work for a living Plus, SIR means CHEESE in Slovenian