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05-20-11, 07:39 PM
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Navy Seal
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How to tell if your Cat is plotting to kill you
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05-20-11, 07:46 PM
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Seasoned Skipper
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One of the best topic-titles ever.
 The first sentence I read was the best: "Kneading on you: You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses." Maybe tomorrow they'll take over the world....
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05-20-11, 07:51 PM
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Let's Sink Sumptin' !
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As of tomorrow kitty is on his own. He'll will have to make due with the leftover pallet of Tender Vittles and some cat toys.
 
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05-20-11, 07:59 PM
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abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right. |
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05-20-11, 11:36 PM
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Navy Seal
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Wonder what it means when your cat looks at your while laying upside down on its back mine does that all the time in fact she is doing it right now.
  I think I am safe the other cat is not in the same room. I have woken up with a cat on my head before I guess that was a failed smothering. |
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05-21-11, 01:04 AM
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Navy Seal
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 Seriously, cats and dogs have better credentials for life eternal than humans |
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05-21-11, 08:07 AM
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Lucky Jack
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 I have two Katmissars and a Cheetah. Nuff said. 
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05-21-11, 11:06 AM
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Admiral
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You find that the basement light doesn't work and the full litter box that you've been meaning too clean, is nicely placed on the third step down. Remember if you got a cat in the house, you got a box of ____ in the house.
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05-22-11, 01:57 PM
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Fleet Admiral
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 McBees have no kat problems.
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05-30-11, 12:12 PM
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Rear Admiral
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One of mine, nickname: The Catstapo and with good reason....
the way she looks at me tells enough....I'm soon to be dead.  HunterICX
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05-30-11, 12:20 PM
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Lucky Jack
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