The 12 days of christmas u-boat version

[kptn_kaiserhof]

on the first day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a u-boat crew from germany

on the second day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
torpedo's fresh from the torplex company

on the third day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
chistmas songs from italy

on the forth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
the iron cross for bravary

on the fifth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
his wife eva brown for company

on the sixth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a chance for admiral doenitz to visit me

on the seventh day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a chance to bitch slap winston churchhill in the teeth

on the eighth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a life jacket that shows he cares for me

on the ninth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
a rack full of sa-la-mi

on the tenth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
new radar to keep an eye on me

on the eleventh day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
orders to shoot speznats spys chasing me

on the twelth day of christmas the fuhrer gave to me:
hurrrayyy i finaly get a actual uboat given to me





MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL SUBSIM MEMBERS