Nudist Colony Membership

[GoldenRivet]

a 70 year old man joins a nudist colony so he can take a look at all the pretty ladies in the colony.

so he joins up and goes out to sit on the beach and watch the girls play beach volley ball.

as he is sitting there he is watching this particularly large breasted woman and she notices his attraction to her.

the old man gets an erection, so the woman walks over.

"well hello sir... when you got an erection that means you signaled me over so now we have to go in the bushes and have sex... club rules"

without a second's hesitation the old man follows the woman into the bushes and has mind blowing sex with her and they go their separate ways.

a short time later, the old man goes over to watch the girls play shuffle board.

as he is sitting there he is watching this beautiful perky young read headed woman and she notices his attraction to her.

the old man gets an erection, so the red head walks over.

"well hello sir... when you got an erection that means you signaled me over so now we have to go in the bushes and have sex... club rules"

again without a second's hesitation the old man follows the woman into the bushes and has mind blowing sex with her and they go their separate ways.

later in the day the old man goes over to watch the girls swim in the bathing pool.

as he is sitting there he is watching this beautiful well built athletic blond and she notices his attraction to her.

the old man gets an erection, so the blond walks over.

"well hello sir... when you got an erection that means you signaled me over so now we have to go in the bushes and have sex... club rules"

without a second's hesitation the old man follows the woman into the bushes and has mind blowing sex with her and they go their separate ways.

to sit and rejoice in his new found lifestyle the man settles in for a sit in the sauna.

as he is sitting there a well built man, about 6'9" and about 280 lbs of nothing but hardened muscle comes and sits next to the old man.

minutes pass without any conversation and the old man cant contain it - he lets out a loud fart.

the burly muscle man looks over and says

"Well hello sir... you farted... that means you signaled me over so now we have to have sex... club rules"

so the muscle man grabs the old man and bends him over and gives it to him good... much to the old man's alarm!

the old man goes immediately to the front desk and cancels his membership.

when the young lady said "but sir... any time you achieve an erection you can have sex to your hearts content! are you sure you wish to cancel the membership?!"

after a moments thought the old man says

"lady... im 70 years old... i get an erection 3 times a day BUT I FART 100 TIMES A DAY AND ITS JUST NOT WORTH IT."

[Iceman]

I thought that was good for a laugh.

[Jimbuna]

LOL

[sunvalleyslim]