Anyone fancy a penguin.

Jimbuna · 01-22-09, 08:59 AM

A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five quid, so they kick him out.
The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has five quid, they kick him out, too. By this time, he's super-horny, so he goes to the next one and says, "Look, I only have five quid. I'm really horny, and I need a blow
job!"

The manager there takes pity on him, and says "Okay. For five pound, we can give you a penguin."
"What's a penguin?" he asks.
The manager grins. "You'll find out!" he assures the eager man.

He takes the five dollars, and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a really hot blow job. Just as he's about to let loose, she stops and walks away. The horny guy waddles after her with his pants around his ankles, shouting, "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN??"

Syxx_Killer · 01-22-09, 09:18 AM

You know what they say, if you want a job done right do it yourself!

01-22-09, 08:59 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Anyone fancy a penguin. A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five quid, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has five quid, they kick him out, too. By this time, he's super-horny, so he goes to the next one and says, "Look, I only have five quid. I'm really horny, and I need a blow job!" The manager there takes pity on him, and says "Okay. For five pound, we can give you a penguin." "What's a penguin?" he asks. The manager grins. "You'll find out!" he assures the eager man. He takes the five dollars, and leads the horny man to a bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants, and waits for his "penguin." Soon, a whore comes in and starts giving the guy a really hot blow job. Just as he's about to let loose, she stops and walks away. The horny guy waddles after her with his pants around his ankles, shouting, "HEY! WHAT'S A PENGUIN??" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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01-22-09, 09:18 AM	#2
Syxx_Killer Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 2,387 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	You know what they say, if you want a job done right do it yourself!