Time to invade New Zealand!

[bookworm_020]

I knew the time was getting close, but it's time to act now!

http://news.smh.com.au/world/nz-navy...0903-48lb.html

0% Navy, 0% Airforce, 0% Army - 100% up for grabs!

If your wondering where the slogan came from, check out

http://www.abc.net.au/tv/gruentransf.../vote/past.htm

and have a look at the fourth question and look at the two pitches!

Await the Kiwi response!:p

[nikimcbee]

What about the hordes of well armed hobbits? do they count?

[SUBMAN1]

Who would want it though? :hmm:

jk!

-S

[bookworm_020]

I was going to say there rugby team, but they will have left New Zealand to come and live in Australia before long!

We would treat them well, they'd get to make fun of Tasmania with the rest of us!

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

What about the hordes of well armed hobbits? do they count?

That's only in the movies. Real hobbits' main form of defense is circular folk dancing, much like Estonia.

[Jimbuna]

They could always start breeding a more ferocious breed of sheep :p

[Konovalov]

Originally Posted by bookworm_020

I was going to say there rugby team, but they will have left New Zealand to come and live in Australia before long!

Bondi Beach to be precise eating what they like to call fush and chups.

Originally Posted by bookworm_020

We would treat them well, they'd get to make fun of Tasmania with the rest of us!

Those two headed freaks from Tasie.

Is N.Z. the only country with a no defence policy? What a joke.

[Frame57]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

What about the hordes of well armed hobbits? do they count?

Hobbits are easy to win over. Just give them food and beer and they will sell out the shire for some hot pockets and Budweiser.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Frame57

Hobbits are easy to win over. Just give them food and beer and they will sell out the shire for some hot pockets and Budweiser.

Just like the voting public! I guess we're not so different after all.:hmm:

[Happy Times]

Invade New Zealand #1


Invade New Zealand #2


New Zealand Pay-Back


I tought the Kiwi pay back was hilarious.

[bookworm_020]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

They could always start breeding a more ferocious breed of sheep :p

They have already done that!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/

[kiwi_2005]

Every week i come in here and theirs that blardy aussie bookworm ready to remind me of my country...

Hey! we do have a defense force an army of 5000 troops and two yes TWO and a half frigates! Plus if we get really desperate we got 40million sheep to back us up!

[bookworm_020]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

Plus if we get really desperate we got 40million sheep to back us up!

Guess we're having lamb for dinner! Pass the mint sauce!

[JALU3]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

Every week i come in here and theirs that blardy aussie bookworm ready to remind me of my country...

Hey! we do have a defense force an army of 5000 troops and two yes TWO and a half frigates! Plus if we get really desperate we got 40million sheep to back us up!

That alone will get the furry community to lobby for your country to be invaded. 5000 that's it? Man . . . the Texas National Guard probably has a larger military than yours, at least their happy with their longhorns and their ladies with that uniquely texas drawl.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Mikhayl

So New Zealand has one of the most crappy army in the world but is also one hell of a beautiful country. Isn't there something to learn here ?

Yeah...plenty of armed forces jobs in New Zealand and enjoy the scenery whilst your serving