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07-31-08, 02:02 PM
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Nutrition and Health
An oldie but a goodie!
-S After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever the hell you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the U.S. Government is working to correct that problem.
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07-31-08, 02:08 PM
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Ace of the Deep
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Give it some time and you can take the Germans off that list...
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07-31-08, 02:49 PM
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Americans seem to be more stressed, plus over medicated, plus couch potatoes. This is probaby part of the problem.
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07-31-08, 07:19 PM
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Didn't you already post this one not too long ago?
Somebody did.
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Quote:
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