Where is Balz?

Frank0001 · 05-13-08, 04:51 PM

Some weeks ago, I had the pleasure of discovering the writings of probably the most glorious Kaleuns ever to set foot in a U-boat, kaleun J.S. Balz.
I was inspired by the amazing skill and detirmination with which herr Balz leads his fearless crew/choir into battle, and out of it again (but mostly in!).
Recently, I have been told that this Hero of the Reich is currently vanashing the Royal Navy in the new asset, GWX2.1, therefore, I was wondering if there were any more patrol logs, scribbles, letters or even random hoochie-woochies from Balz?
Surely he will have bagged a few Nelsons, several convoys (without being part of a wolfpack ofcourse) and a ridiculous amount of tankers.

Hope to hear from you and your sweet voiced hoochie-woochi-of-a choir soon!

~an inspired kaleun

Sailor Steve · 05-13-08, 04:56 PM

Well, you know what they say: One kaleuns Hero of the Reich is another kaleuns loud-mouthed braggart!:rotfl:

I assume you've read Balz's earlier (later?) adventures? If not, just use Advanced Search. Put in Balz as the subject, Thread Titles Only, and Brag as the Poster. You'll read more Balz$#!+ than you ever thought possible.

Frank0001 · 05-13-08, 05:13 PM

I did that already, I've read every single Balz-file I could find on the boards!
That's what made me ask for more

Sailor Steve · 05-13-08, 05:22 PM

Well, we'll just have to wait for more, then! Meanwhile, I'll be getting Brag's book when I have the money. You know Christian Science Monitor gave it a recommendation, and Amazon put it at the top of their 'Espionage Thrillers' list.

Or at least that's the way Brag tells it.:rotfl:

Frank0001 · 05-13-08, 05:25 PM

If the book is nearly as well-written as Balz's logs, I will surely purchase it! But for now I'm waiting eagerly for more Balzification

papa_smurf · 05-15-08, 02:04 PM

you shouldn't have to wait long, sooner of later he'll write in about his latest patrol and insisting that he's given a Type IX (for the acoustics).

To keep you happy for now, heres one of his more (in)famous phrases; "Hoochie-Woochie!"

NealT · 05-15-08, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

you shouldn't have to wait long, sooner of later he'll write in about his latest patrol and insisting that he's given a Type IX (for the acoustics).

To keep you happy for now, heres one of his more (in)famous phrases; "Hoochie-Woochie!"

He wants a Type IXC for the acoustics...not just any old Type IX...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Frank0001 · 05-16-08, 05:35 AM

I'm wondering if he ever finished the song 'meet you in Balzimore, you hoochie-woochie'
Love to hear it someday!

05-13-08, 04:51 PM	#1
Frank0001 Chief Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 317 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 0	Where is Balz? Some weeks ago, I had the pleasure of discovering the writings of probably the most glorious Kaleuns ever to set foot in a U-boat, kaleun J.S. Balz. I was inspired by the amazing skill and detirmination with which herr Balz leads his fearless crew/choir into battle, and out of it again (but mostly in!). Recently, I have been told that this Hero of the Reich is currently vanashing the Royal Navy in the new asset, GWX2.1, therefore, I was wondering if there were any more patrol logs, scribbles, letters or even random hoochie-woochies from Balz? Surely he will have bagged a few Nelsons, several convoys (without being part of a wolfpack ofcourse) and a ridiculous amount of tankers. Hope to hear from you and your sweet voiced hoochie-woochi-of-a choir soon! ~an inspired kaleun __________________ Snipers of the Seas One eel - one Kill

05-13-08, 04:56 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Well, you know what they say: One kaleuns Hero of the Reich is another kaleuns loud-mouthed braggart!:rotfl: I assume you've read Balz's earlier (later?) adventures? If not, just use Advanced Search. Put in Balz as the subject, Thread Titles Only, and Brag as the Poster. You'll read more Balz$#!+ than you ever thought possible. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-13-08, 05:13 PM	#3
Frank0001 Chief Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 317 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 0	I did that already, I've read every single Balz-file I could find on the boards! That's what made me ask for more __________________ Snipers of the Seas One eel - one Kill

05-13-08, 05:22 PM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Well, we'll just have to wait for more, then! Meanwhile, I'll be getting Brag's book when I have the money. You know Christian Science Monitor gave it a recommendation, and Amazon put it at the top of their 'Espionage Thrillers' list. Or at least that's the way Brag tells it.:rotfl: __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-13-08, 05:25 PM	#5
Frank0001 Chief Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 317 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 0	If the book is nearly as well-written as Balz's logs, I will surely purchase it! But for now I'm waiting eagerly for more Balzification __________________ Snipers of the Seas One eel - one Kill

05-15-08, 02:04 PM	#6
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	you shouldn't have to wait long, sooner of later he'll write in about his latest patrol and insisting that he's given a Type IX (for the acoustics). To keep you happy for now, heres one of his more (in)famous phrases; "Hoochie-Woochie!" __________________

05-16-08, 05:35 AM	#8
Frank0001 Chief Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 317 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 0	I'm wondering if he ever finished the song 'meet you in Balzimore, you hoochie-woochie' Love to hear it someday! __________________ Snipers of the Seas One eel - one Kill

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