Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated

SUBMAN1 · 03-19-08, 03:24 PM

SHock shock shock!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338889,00.html

-S

Ducimus · 03-19-08, 03:32 PM

XabbaRus · 03-19-08, 03:39 PM

A bit odd that no one noticed he was having a wank....unless it was an undercover shuffle.

I'd have just whacked the guy in the nads.

HunterICX · 03-19-08, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikhayl

What the f@#k !

What he said

HunterICX

03-19-08, 04:48 PM

It's pretty clear it's NOT what the ****, that's why he was having a wank. What the hell perhaps.

Onkel Neal · 03-19-08, 05:15 PM

My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week.

Tchocky · 03-19-08, 05:16 PM

Dang Texans, can't take a joke

Onkel Neal · 03-19-08, 05:19 PM

I dunno, I would probably be laughing while I punched him, does that count?

Rhodes · 03-19-08, 05:22 PM

bookworm_020 · 03-19-08, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I dunno, I would probably be laughing while I punched him, does that count?

Depends on where you punch him! Anything above the belt dosen't count!

Skybird · 03-19-08, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I dunno, I would probably be laughing while I punched him, does that count?

Wolfehunter · 03-19-08, 06:51 PM

Why didn't she just get up and leave?:hmm: Was the seatbelt warning on? Why didn't she give him a good shot in the gems and shove them into his rearend?

Here's another wacked out story...

HunterICX · 03-19-08, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I dunno, I would probably be laughing while I punched him, does that count?

and leave it at that?
I would put my ''Good-bye'' smile on and open the darn aircraft door and kick him out from 10 miles high!

HunterICX

Blacklight · 03-19-08, 10:05 PM

One night while I was working at Staples, it was near closing time and we were straightening stuff out, mopping and sweeping to get ready for closing. There was pretty much no customers in the store.
Me and a younger co-worker went around the corner to the pen/young kid school supplies and we beheld this guy standing in the aile "having himself a time" so to speak. Then he looked up, smiled at us, giggled, and kept going at it !!!

We slowly backed away dry heaving, and had the cops there in minutes. After that, no employee would block or straighten out that aisle because we didn't know if he "finished" and or where the "finished product" could potentially be.

CWorth · 03-19-08, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfehunter

Why didn't she just get up and leave?:hmm: Was the seatbelt warning on? Why didn't she give him a good shot in the gems and shove them into his rearend?

Here's another wacked out story...

This from the article...

"and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her."

That would be why she did not just get up and leave I would say.He had already done the deed and she caught him afterwards.

03-19-08, 03:24 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated SHock shock shock! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338889,00.html -S __________________

03-19-08, 03:39 PM	#3
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	A bit odd that no one noticed he was having a wank....unless it was an undercover shuffle. I'd have just whacked the guy in the nads. __________________

03-19-08, 05:15 PM	#6
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	My god, what is wrong with people? If I had been there, I would have punched this jerk into next week. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

03-19-08, 05:16 PM	#7
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Dang Texans, can't take a joke __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

03-19-08, 05:19 PM	#8
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	I dunno, I would probably be laughing while I punched him, does that count? __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

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Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2

03-19-08, 04:48 PM	#5
orwell Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	It's pretty clear it's NOT what the ****, that's why he was having a wank. What the hell perhaps.

03-19-08, 05:22 PM	#9
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,515 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	__________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

03-19-08, 06:51 PM	#12
Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	Why didn't she just get up and leave?:hmm: Was the seatbelt warning on? Why didn't she give him a good shot in the gems and shove them into his rearend? Here's another wacked out story... __________________

03-19-08, 10:05 PM	#14
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	One night while I was working at Staples, it was near closing time and we were straightening stuff out, mopping and sweeping to get ready for closing. There was pretty much no customers in the store. Me and a younger co-worker went around the corner to the pen/young kid school supplies and we beheld this guy standing in the aile "having himself a time" so to speak. Then he looked up, smiled at us, giggled, and kept going at it !!! We slowly backed away dry heaving, and had the cops there in minutes. After that, no employee would block or straighten out that aisle because we didn't know if he "finished" and or where the "finished product" could potentially be. __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

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