How I almost touched but not worried the bummmb!

Skybird · 02-01-08, 06:28 PM

I just learned from the website of the local newspaper what the hectic was about. Between 1630 and 1830 I had to do business in the city centre, and wondered why there was so much police and firemen, closing warehouses, stores and some streets. WWII sent another late greeting again, an american air bomb (250 kg) was found during construction works in the city centre.

Since it had no chemical but mechanical fuse, and I passed then location with just one houseline between "it" and me, i wonder why I am still here: when I was a small kid and young boy, mechanical handwatches that were broken and did not run anymore, often started running again when I took them in the hand and took them around my wrist or in the pockets of my trousers, or placed them on the table close to my bed.

no joke, it's true. Just don't ask how i did it - I have no idea

http://foto.westfaelische-nachrichte...l?em_client=WN

swifty · 02-01-08, 07:29 PM

I'm confused wahy are you going around almost touching the homeless?:hmm: Oh and to be PC they prefere Homeless or Imployment Chalenged try to refrain from bumb, hobo, box man, dirty, begger, ect.

kiwi_2005 · 02-01-08, 07:40 PM

Im just confused

Oberon · 02-01-08, 07:42 PM

"MEIN FUHRER! MY WATCH WORKS!!"

Onkel Neal · 02-01-08, 11:02 PM

Bumb = bomb

Sky, try to be a little more careful, ok? We don't need you to be a SKYbird

sonar732 · 02-01-08, 11:14 PM

Maybe if I turn the dial juuussst a little bit to wind it up...BAMB!

Sky...you are a magnet for things like this to happen.

Skybird · 02-02-08, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Bumb = bomb

That was intentional misspelling. Have i unknowingly messed up something verbal there? In German, we say "Bumm!" or "Kabumm!", while a bomb still is a "Bombe".

Quote:

Sky, try to be a little more careful, ok? We don't need you to be a SKYbird

Hehe, I'm still soaring so high above with my beloved Condor sim...

I always was suspicious that the presence of police blocks my telekinetic abilities, I assume they already operate with personell trained in counter-telekinetics.

Next time I'll try to place some condensators under my cap to multiply my powers

Skybird · 02-02-08, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonar732

Maybe if I turn the dial juuussst a little bit to wind it up...BAMB!

Sky...you are a magnet for things like this to happen.

Or they are magnetic and attract me. I mean that thing was dropped more than twenty years before my birth.

Or did you mean the watches? Well, that talent faded when I became a teen. But my monitor often flickers when I touch it or come too close to it, so does my TV, and everything else with CRT displays.

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-02-08, 08:12 AM

lol @ Skybird making a CRT monitor have an orgasm.

:rotfl:

Skybird · 02-02-08, 09:08 AM

"Kille-kille!" - "bzzzzb!"

02-01-08, 06:28 PM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,603 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	How I almost touched but not worried the bummmb! I just learned from the website of the local newspaper what the hectic was about. Between 1630 and 1830 I had to do business in the city centre, and wondered why there was so much police and firemen, closing warehouses, stores and some streets. WWII sent another late greeting again, an american air bomb (250 kg) was found during construction works in the city centre. Since it had no chemical but mechanical fuse, and I passed then location with just one houseline between "it" and me, i wonder why I am still here: when I was a small kid and young boy, mechanical handwatches that were broken and did not run anymore, often started running again when I took them in the hand and took them around my wrist or in the pockets of my trousers, or placed them on the table close to my bed. no joke, it's true. Just don't ask how i did it - I have no idea http://foto.westfaelische-nachrichte...l?em_client=WN __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

02-01-08, 07:40 PM	#3
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Im just confused __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

02-01-08, 11:02 PM	#5
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Bumb = bomb Sky, try to be a little more careful, ok? We don't need you to be a SKYbird __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

02-02-08, 08:12 AM	#9
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	lol @ Skybird making a CRT monitor have an orgasm. :rotfl: __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

02-02-08, 09:08 AM	#10
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,603 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	"Kille-kille!" - "bzzzzb!" __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

02-01-08, 07:29 PM	#2
swifty Soundman Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: S. Florida Posts: 141 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I'm confused wahy are you going around almost touching the homeless?:hmm: Oh and to be PC they prefere Homeless or Imployment Chalenged try to refrain from bumb, hobo, box man, dirty, begger, ect.

02-01-08, 07:42 PM	#4
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	"MEIN FUHRER! MY WATCH WORKS!!"

02-01-08, 11:14 PM	#6
sonar732 The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Central MO Posts: 1,562 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Maybe if I turn the dial juuussst a little bit to wind it up...BAMB! Sky...you are a magnet for things like this to happen.

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