The federal trojan

[Skybird]

For friends of the german language, this:

http://www.bundestrojaner.net/

especially check the customer's reviews.

The government's online spy software, Federal Trojan 3.5, is available now. If you voluntarily install it before Easter, you get it for free in a bundle with Citizen Monitor 2.0., and a free telephone recorder inclusive.

An enthusiastic customer:
"Hitting a key stops the system for 6 seconds. This function fascinates me every time I hit a key. In just 6 seconds the software registrates which key I hit, makes a screenshot, uses the webcam to make a photo, uses my biometric data to identify my identity, calculates my personality profile, and sends all this data to the interior ministry, ANSI-encrypted."

A new function to measure the room temperature just has been implemented. It should help to battle terrorist arson.

If you have nothing to hide, there is no reason why you should want not to install this trojan. but if you chose this option nevertheless, please bring your housekeys to your local police station or send them to the interior ministry, and leave your appartement for three weeks of vacation.