a few good jokes to say bye!

[U-TigerShark]

this is my last post before i formatt my computer and possible dont come back for a very long while

1. getting drunk is like having a crappy video card, you get reaaally low FPS and everyone you talk to seems to stutter
2. getting high is like having a good video card with bad drivers, everything becomes blurry and you see strange colours and things look different from what they really are
3. a hang over is like having a virus and very slow computer everything is slow, cant think straight, nor can you walk straight
4.puking is like losing files on your computer you need and feel lame for the rest of the day
5. being blind is like having a uncompatible moniter which just wont work
6. having heart surgery for 40,000+ and the heart being incompatible is like buying a proccessor and it being incompatible with your main board
7. buying food you're allergic to and being unable to return it is like buying a game from EB games, cant return that anymore
8. awsome computer 2,000$ 32' moniter 1,000$ playing tetris for the rest of your life Priceless
9. you know you have played to much SH3 when you yell at people close the hatches fill ballast ! when you want them to close the door
10.taking a piss when your blather is about to explode is like blowing ballast in SH3, but in this case you only save your dignity

i hope you enjoyed these if i get back i might write some more, just gimme a thumbs down if they suck, have lots of fun people good luck and dont forget to NOT blow up hospital ships!
*note: ive never been drunk, high and am not allergic to any food