Thought for the day (and pardon the foul language)

[The Avon Lady]

I usually don't post such language (just imagine what I'd do to your posts had I been a moderator ) but I can't keep this to myself:

This just hit my inbox:

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20

= 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

[kiwi_2005]

Sinner! :p


I must be on mount everest then :rotfl:

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

Sinner! :p

I must be on mount everest then :rotfl:

T'is better to give than to receive.

[ASWnut101]

unless it's a SH3 all boxed up and sent to my door.

[SUBMAN1]

So true. So very true.

[bookworm_020]

I'd prefer SHIV with all the bell's and whistles....