Not sure if what I read has been verified or not, but (and I'll have to find the link again

), it has been hypothesized that, according to the US census criteria, Obama can't even claim to be black. Evidently, according to this source that I can't remember, he's actually only 12.5% black, 50% white and 37.5% Arab.
I'll have to see if I can dig up some backup later this evening.
Seriously, according to the Mayan calendar, the world isn't supposed to end until Dec 21, 2012, anyway:rotfl: