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Investment advice from England:
"If you had purchased £1,000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago, they would now be worth £4.95. With HBOS, earlier this week, your £1,000 would have been worth £16.50. £1,000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5. But if you bought £1,000 worth of Tennants Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium recycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle."
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