If it makes you feel any better and will give you a laugh, I actually clicked on that link to see if it was for real:rotfl

the first one, not the porn one

).
Honesty is the best policy, but it's difficult some times to be honest and respectful at the same time. Just be glad he's there to drive you crazy. I can only imagine what my Dad would be like if he were around to discover the internet. We'd probably both be in a rubber room somewhere