Court will now come to order
DJFL, you stand accused of disrespect and taunting a senior modder, how do you plead?
You mean Duciboy?
How do you plead?
Why'd they put a bilge rat in the judgeship? I want a REAL judge. You're wearing khakis. What's going on here?
How do you plead? You must plead before I find you guilty and pronounce sentence.
How do I know? I don't even think a bilge rat can be a judge. Don't you look familiar?
Last chance before I adjudicate you guilty without plea and sentence you.
You look just like one of those bilge rats Duciboy put in the control room! What do you think you're pulling? I want a real judge.
I find you guilty of first degree disrespect for a senior modder. I find you guilty of second degree taunting a senior modder. I hereby sentence you to be hung by the neck until you are dead. Sentence to be carried out immediately. Please hurry gentlemen, I have to get back to my other job in the control room.
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