J.S. Balz writes:
What's the matter with you knuckleheads? Hoochie-woochie is a self undestandable truth philosophicaly and logically developed by my exhalted mind. The hoochie woochie principle is based on these undeniable concepts of selbstvertendlichkeit and the perfectness of my salubrious mental process.
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz.
Now get your credit card out and follow the simple instructions below. That is very hoochie-woochie.