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Originally Posted by STEED
From The Royal Navy
To Balz
Your a big girls blouse you sissy. :p
Bring in on peewee, are guns will blow you into next week. :p :p
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J.S. Balz writes:
To the Royal Navy
03 January 1941
At sea.
Much esteemed gentlemen,
You should feel honoured to have such a superb antagonist as myself. I have just put out to sea and will sweep your sealanes clean of the rustbuckets you call your merchant navy. With my great sense of kindness, consideration and respect, I politely request that you surrender immediately.
In your letter of surrender to the Fuhrer, please mention that you would like me to be your governor. Please make arrangements with Buck House to prepare one of the guest rooms for me. I no longer drink coffee. As a gesture of good will you could send me a tea cozy with the portrait of King George.
You can tell his Majesty that my choir will be happy to perform the hoochie-woochie in Albert Hall.
Sincerely,
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz