"Freighter,fast!" The sound operator yelled.
"Action stations," Balz bellowed as he jumped out of his bunk and grabbing his tea cozy. "New heading one two zero, ahead flank, surface. Up periscope!"
The watch crew climbed up the conning tower. Balz put his tea cozy on. In the red light his face became became black. He took the tea cozy off. This revealed a dusty mound on his head.
He looked into the tea cozy and sniffed. "Who is the bastard who filled my tea cozy with coffee grounds?"
