J.S. Balz writes:
What? Someone dares to criticize my wonderful meliferous voice? I have as rich a baritone as my stash of renown. I can also sing tenor better than Ezio Pinza or Ferucio Tallarini. But of course, my musical mastery is in conducting choral singing.
Now listen to this: Oh soleeeeeeeeeeeee mio, oh hoooooooochie wooooooochieee . . . Good, no?
Of course, with our declaring war on the USA, my performance on Broadway must be delayed. I'm writing to the Berlin Staat's Opera to book a Hoochie-Woochie concert there.
But, at the moment I'm busy positioning myself to exterminate a Freetown convoy
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz the Adorable and Magnificent.