Kptlt. J.S. Balz writes:
U-502
20 November 1941
This is the END! Bernard has reached impossible new heights of super incompetence!
After Skilfully positioning U-502 in a superb firing position to sink several fatso targets within a convoy, I have an excellent solution for the stern tubes. I order fire on five and six. Bernard fires two and three. Needles to say, the torpedoes went after some ships 10,000 miles away. But, by my superb skill I still managed to sink a large tanker.
Out of torpedoes, I'm Returning to Lorient ETA, 24 November, in time to make a brilliant arrival at the festivities celebrating Brag's birthday and flying the pennants for 109,000 tons. A spectacular achievement considering Bernard's help.