J.S. Balz writes:
05 August 1941
The Tommies should shudder and shake. I' ,Balz the Magnificent, have sailed in a grand IXC boat with better acustics for my choir and lots more torpedoes.
Mr. Churchill, if one of your ships is missing, I just got one on my third day out. Yeah. whoosh, los! Kaboom. compliments of the great Balz.
Meanwhile I'm teaching my choir our new victory song: We got the 200,000 tons Hoochie Woochie.
Kptlt Johan Sebastian Balz, the Magnificent.
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