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Originally Posted by bookworm_020
I thought he had joined the infantry and was fighting on the Eastern Front!:hmm:
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Balz on the Eastern Front? That would be the day! While cleaning ashtrays at BDU, I overheard the personnel officer say Balz is too well connected. Also that the Fuhrer likes him. |
Balz is Spoiled by the Fuhrer too much Brag.  Give us sometime to spend with him like having a drink or playing on his Xbox 360. :rotfl: :rotfl: |
Balz walks into the bar. "Hallo everyone, if you don't remember me, you're forgiven. You wouldn't expect such a grand person as myself to be found in a place like this." He tosses his cap on the bar counter. "A bottle of Vieuve Clicot. Charge it to Dowley."
After downing two glasses of champagne, Balz says, "Who want's to finish this chapagne?" He Slides the bottle toward Papa Schmurf.
"Barman, bring a bottle of Remi Martin, charge it to Steed." Balz sits at a table and fills his snifter to the brim. "Hey NclDoe, you want to enjoy the greatness of my exploits? And my Hoochie woochie songs? For your information I'm Balz El Magnifico and I'm honoring you with my presence. Order another bottle of cognac so that you can properly appreciate the great honor I'm bestowing upon you."