To Gross Admiral Raeder (Eyes only)
From BDU -- Urgent!
Dear Admiral,
Has your staff studied the implications of sending Balz to Portsmouth?
What if the egomaniac succeeds?
Can you imagine Balz as the Bull of Porstmouth? Or worse: The Great Portsmouth Hoochie-woochie, grand phoobah of the 7 seas?
He has already given Der Fuhrer the hoochie-woochie palsy. After Balz's return you will be saddled with hosting and feting the miserable beggar!
Awaiting your final disposition before issuing sailing orders. U-53 should be completing refit within 10 days.
Respectfuly,
Doenitz.
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