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BAlz is back!
To Adolf Hitler
From Kptlt, J.S. Balz
29 September 1940
Mein Fuhrer,
I'm back from another successful patrol where with my skill and cunning sank over 100,000 tons, including seven tankers. Since I already have every possible award given by the Reich, I thought you may enjoy rewarding me with a different honour. Since we pretty much own it, you may find it your pleasure to rename the Baltic Sea as das Balzik See. Should Sweden object, I volunteer to sink their Navy. If the USSR complains, feel free to attack them. Of course the Balzic States will be delighted to be on my sea. Having a sea called after a German like me will elevate the prestige of the Reich.
Your best officer in the Kriegsmarine
Johan Sebastian Balz.
PS. I wrote a special song for the occasion: Das Baltischer See Ist ein Balz Hoochie-woochie
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