Report by Kplt. Johan Sebastian Balz.
04 Aug. 1940
For the delight of French womenhood, U-53 under the able command of Kptlt. BB-Balz, arrived in Lorient with 101K tonnes BRT, which included the balzing of a Revenge BB.
My song so far:
Meet me in Balzimore
you hoochie woochie
meet me there tonight
Chorus:
Hoochie woochie
hoochie woochie
While I'm in port, you all have a wonderful opportunity to buy me a drink