Once upon a time I was a happy Kaleun. I didn't really appreciate how good life was until depth charges dispatched me to Vallhalla.
You get issued a new boat and a NEW crew. The new crew consists of a bunch of incompetent idiots. The hydrophone operator is deaf. The machinists can't keep the engines running. Torpedomen are the slowest layabouts in the kriegsmarine.
I was intercepting a convoy. When asked, the hydrophone man said there were no sound contacts. I looked through the scope to find the convoy nearly on top of me.
Next time I start a new carreer, I'm going to do 3 tour of the harbour patrols before going into combat.
Tripple grrrrr!